No harm, but I wish she would shut the duck up.
Jack Monroe #259 “I’m alright Jack” Monroe
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Time for a viral 'look what amazing stuff I bought on eBay I've found in a secret hatch in the landlady's my house' thread?
Thought she hadn't been on holiday for 7 years or something?
Also if it's 210g it can't be 4 of your 5 a day as a portion of veg is 80g and 4 x 80g = 320g.
Also if it's 210g it can't be 4 of your 5 a day as a portion of veg is 80g and 4 x 80g = 320g.
Squig said "one of the cats" Jack. That's plural.
So no one has washed their hands post loo. DISGUSTING!
1 portion of fruit/veg = 80g.
Per head, the latest slop contains:
30g onion
30g celery
30g carrot
70g tomato (drained weight of a 400g tin is 280g)
So 2 portions. Half of what she's claiming.
Forensic as ever, Jack!
Per head, the latest slop contains:
30g onion
30g celery
30g carrot
70g tomato (drained weight of a 400g tin is 280g)
So 2 portions. Half of what she's claiming.
Forensic as ever, Jack!
Rats in the loft squig is a hero.
And then cooked. Never thought Jack's food could get any less appetising but this has done it for me, thanks
Erm, how can the loft hatch be above the bed, when the flowers and frames are directly beneath it?
You absolutely know if this was true (it isn't) she'd post a pic of said rubble-strewn bed. Not a hint of any debris there.
Her shoulder must feel better too if she could change her bed sheets.
I’d pay good money to see her alongside Marco Pierre White
Rats in the Loft Jack would be terrible. Somehow it'd become part of the poverty narrative.
Also, she can duck right off. Storms Dudley and now Eunice have done an absolute number on our house; woke up very early this AM to smashed windows in the kitchen from an errant tree branch. Cat and dog have gone beserk. It's just the wind and atmospheric pressure moving the loft hatch (as an aside, how could it be nailed in? Nailing from below would do sweet nothing, and in order for it to be nailed from above, there'd need to be a second loft entrance... to which I say, how big is your crappy bunglaow?).
Also, she can duck right off. Storms Dudley and now Eunice have done an absolute number on our house; woke up very early this AM to smashed windows in the kitchen from an errant tree branch. Cat and dog have gone beserk. It's just the wind and atmospheric pressure moving the loft hatch (as an aside, how could it be nailed in? Nailing from below would do sweet nothing, and in order for it to be nailed from above, there'd need to be a second loft entrance... to which I say, how big is your crappy bunglaow?).
Nice throwback snap of her 2018 Cyprus jolly there, which obviously didn't actually happen as she hasn't been on holiday in 7 years.
WHY all the faff of defrosting bollock bangers overnight, squeezing and twisting them to make smaller ones!? Just...have half the amount and keep them normal sized? Just one more thing to add to her disgusting repertoire of sausage-based hacks (remember the "sausage toffee" and her storing jars of cooking runoff in the fridge
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I'm DYING for her to respond to that squig who called her out on her comments re: benefits claimants. Half expecting an indignant "I have NEVER made such comments and your tweet is potentially libellous. I strongly recommend you delete it" standard Jack threat. The receipts are here though and always will be!
WHY all the faff of defrosting bollock bangers overnight, squeezing and twisting them to make smaller ones!? Just...have half the amount and keep them normal sized? Just one more thing to add to her disgusting repertoire of sausage-based hacks (remember the "sausage toffee" and her storing jars of cooking runoff in the fridge
)I'm DYING for her to respond to that squig who called her out on her comments re: benefits claimants. Half expecting an indignant "I have NEVER made such comments and your tweet is potentially libellous. I strongly recommend you delete it" standard Jack threat. The receipts are here though and always will be!
…maybe a handyperson to fit a hatch conversion, and a pole hook?
Maybe it was the fish. Unless….her loft is full of granola which was gained sentience?
It was nailed in??? Bollocks was it. I’d love to see how, teach me, o wise one (I couldn’t cope with BuilderJack, I take that back)
Yeah, erm, if you squeeze a sausage in the middle you don't get twice more sausage. You get the same amount of sausage, just in smaller pieces. I know, big maths is hard.
Agreed. I know him & he has more integrity in his little finger…
But the poors are too poor to own knives to cut up their 5p snout-ages.
Old chief at his dastardly tricks again. Plucky Jack offered to go round fixing fire alarms with her screwdriver but he weren't 'aving none of it, he weren't.
Not that the fire service offer this anyway but wouldn't essential item no. 1 on the job description be ability to drive
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