Jack Monroe #259 “I’m alright Jack” Monroe
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So, quelle surprise, the nutrition degree was bullshit.
She probably saw it on a website and thought 'I can do that' and her tiny Narc brain interpreted it as 'I am doing that'
Jack, can you please vary your punctuation!! I'm getting very over-stimulated!! Thanks, a Frau!!!
I'm sure she talked about doing the nutrition course this year, around Titmas time. Chinny!
Great minds? Or calling you out?
I'm sure she talked about doing the nutrition course this year, around Titmas time. Chinny!
Great minds? Or calling you out?
I'm grunking... but desperately hoping Bean Jack starts trending in India so the wrath of a whole continent of outraged squiggs descend on her timelime.
Tee hee
Tee hee
Imagine something that’s never been sent not arriving. Such mystery.
Great minds.........steal from other minds and pretend they haven't?
well, I think, for the first time ever, I can categorically place a big red cross on The List for confirmation of a Coming Soon never delivered
sorry, rural coffee caravan. better luck with someone more reliable
sorry, rural coffee caravan. better luck with someone more reliable
Again- absolute tosh. The NHS is on its knees. We don’t prescribe fish oil supplements. Suggest maybe but there’s not a practice out there that can afford to prescribe supplements to people who are more than able to pay for them.
It’s this sort of bollocks that makes me dislike her intensely, there are so many peoples lives that are crippled by arthritis whilst they sit on waiting lists for joint replacements.
I sometimes think I’m really horrible because I just can’t bring myself to feel sympathy for her but then I read this sort of self centred maudlin nonsense and remember that actually it’s her that’s horrible.
Those bastards at Southend Post Office ought to be on trial at The Hague.
If I were Jack I would tread VERY carefully about talking about post office items going missing.
I couldn't decide which bean costume to go for but one of them has extra Russel Brands.
What can she possibly have said to make another person sign up to her Patreon? Do they want to help Jack send out copies of Tin Can Cook? She is now on a minimum of £27,000ish (my maths is terrible) per year if everyone is paying only £3.50 and 12% fees taken out. Spoilered because this upset someone. I look forward ( if this is the right word) to @heretoreaditall2019s next analysis of how these totals might be distributed. And not even a hello to all her new subscribers. I hope they all leave, pronto.
That is nowhere near filling enough. To put it into context, if they were a standard size tin of beans (400g), once drained of water they'd weigh around 240g. So she's suggesting less than a 3rd of a drained tin of beans as the 'bulk' of your dinner? 75g of cooked mung beans is around 84 calories. For the bulk of your dinner
. Aside from that, they aren't even bleeping mung beans! 
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Aren't Sainsbury's currently running an ad campaign about adding lentils to bolognaise and sausage casserole.....
Where does this genius manic minded smol pixie come up with such maverick ideas? During the ad break of Corrie it seems!
Where does this genius manic minded smol pixie come up with such maverick ideas? During the ad break of Corrie it seems!
Where’s the has beans option?
Can someone please make this make sense??
Beans absorbing water during the cooking process does not add more protein and fibre - it just adds water???
Gahhhhhhhhhh!!
I can see lentils working. Mung beans not so much.Aren't Sainsbury's currently running an ad campaign about adding lentils to bolognaise and sausage casserole.....
Where does this genius manic minded smol pixie come up with such maverick ideas? During the ad break of Corrie it seems!
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