Jack Monroe #253 What a tiny little life, Jack

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Onestorytoomany

Onestorytoomany

HotesTilaire said:
4 March 2022
10k day

It’s a Friday so I expect that the money will rest in her account at the weekend but I want evidence of a donation of ten thousand pounds to TT by 4pm Mon 7th March
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My grandad DIED on that date. Sorry couldn't help myself but he did actually die that day, many years ago.
 
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jenny2603

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traumatised sideboard said:
The poetry was exquisite. Setting aside the crass handling of highly sensitive and emotively-charged subjects involving real people's lives, I'm in fits of laughter imagining her trying to rhyme 'dancer' and 'cancer' in her accent. Carrrncer. I think she thinks 'crown' and 'mourn' also rhyme? Crorn. Mouwn. Soldier, told yer. Trauma seeping out of corners. Content in sloven. I cry, I die. Also I can almost guarantee you that in her head this is a song and she has visions of herself in a stab vest at Glasto belting it out to a baying audience of her adoring fans.
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I would honestly send Jack money if she agreed to record herself reciting that poem.
 
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jenny2603

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Pantomimehorse said:
Oh just a tho


I could be wrong but were the camping stoves not stolen in the big shed heist ?
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Face it with the accumulated junk in that house it's possible she has at least a dozen camping stoves, which btw are not safe to use indoors.
 
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Veronicaaa

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The thought of Jack the idiot stockpiling gas cylinders is giving me anxiety, I pray for her elderly tory neighbours.

 
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Onestorytoomany

Onestorytoomany

Django said:
Stop it! You have easily got +3k a month rolling in you to look forward in. She's riding high on this.
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I also can't help see the hypocrisy in this.

She moans about the Tories being greedy cash pigs wanting more and more from the poor... That's my point I am saying no more.
 
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jenny2603

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Veronicaaa said:
The thought of Jack the idiot stockpiling gas cylinders is giving me anxiety, I pray for her elderly tory neighbours.

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We're mere months away from anxious editorials about left wing terrorism and discussions on whether a Prevent referral might have stopped Jack becoming radicalised.
 
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TheDragonWithAFlagon

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Silver Linings said:
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Most residential tenancy contracts expressly forbid the storage of gas canisters on the property...

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However, ignoring the Ooni Pizza Oven which probably uses a fuckton of propane (which legally has to be stored separate from other gases, by the way), we're not talking about an old fashioned camping stove - it's the thing she used for cooking live. Which means she's likely to have bought twenty odd little --explosives-- small cans of butane and dumped them under the stairs or in the shed/garage/East Wing.
 
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