And Nigella's tweets.
Jack Monroe #251 There isn’t a big enough salary in the world
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Her bike was stolen, and she can’t do roundabouts
She could have easily afforded the bus or taxi fare, even before the extra 2 grand a month. But for some reason (read: keeping up the "poor Jack" narrative for her followers) she insists on walking to the Asda then moaning about how hard it is.
What kind of ‘equine therapy’ is this, Vlad?
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Because going to the supermarket is her LITERAL JOB so of course she has to complain about it. Most people manage to do their shopping as part of their routine, on top of full time jobs, looking after kids, etc etc and don't think much of it but naturally Jack has to make it seem like some sort of unendurable Odyssey, despite getting most of her stuff delivered anyway.
Vlad is definitely on one this morning. I'll pass thanks Vlad.
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Just going through Jack's liked tweets. Guys, she has made it over the Pond. An American lady has noticed some canned food reduced!! It must be the work of Smol Pixie Messiah Jack. Praise Beans!
Ffs squig.
She is never gonna correct people that the ONS actually started working on this last November is she
Ffs squig.
She is never gonna correct people that the ONS actually started working on this last November is she
So while Jack and Nigella were pimping Jack's Patreon, this was happening.
An up-to-date pic as Jack's even got her T'n'G
So while Jack and Nigella were pimping Jack's Patreon, this was happening.
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And if Jack could have found it in her heart to feature them by making them her pinned post even for a few days, how much money could have been raised? I also think that Jack is not that plugged in to the works of the Trussell Trust because not once when she did suggest donating to Trussell did she mention that by donating this January peoples donations would have extra impact.
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And if Jack could have found it in her heart to feature them by making them her pinned post even for a few days, how much money could have been raised? I also think that Jack is not that plugged in to the works of the Trussell Trust because not once when she did suggest donating to Trussell did she mention that by donating this January peoples donations would have extra impact.
Patreon Payday, isn't it? Kerrrrrching! 
Now these idiots are trying to squeeze local shops and dairy farmers.
I bet she was up til midnight refreshing her internet banking page and wanking over sideboards. Definitely a J2G day.Patreon Payday, isn't it? Kerrrrrching!
Jeez, Vlad. You must know by now I can't afford to shop at Prahan Market, it's where all the posh people go! Nice fish reference though, kudos.
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Vlad should be showing this one to her whelkiness so she can protect all her decades of receipts.
how much space would that many receipts take up, anyway!?
how much space would that many receipts take up, anyway!?
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I clearly need more (or perhaps less) caffeine as my brain’s first thought for T’n’G was tits n
Well - I had been trying to go cold turkey from Jack, but I literally can't turn the telly on without seeing her now.
At work the other day someone was talking about how inspirational she was and I had to go and hide in the loo for 5 minutes so I didn't scream "SHE'S A bleeping LIAR" at them.
At work the other day someone was talking about how inspirational she was and I had to go and hide in the loo for 5 minutes so I didn't scream "SHE'S A bleeping LIAR" at them.
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I think in the wild it’s perfectly okay to say “you know, you should Google her, there’s something not right about her stories…”…!
Can't keep up but I did see the Lego thing. I can't stop cringing.
I do wonder how many people didn't sign up to the Patreon but instead decided to drop her a little something via PayPal. No way of tracking that but I'd imagine she got a fair wodge.
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