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Jack Monroe #250 Jack Monroe’s Patreon is a scam
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you're opening all your post. WELL DONE JACK. You won't be able to claim you didn't see the letters from HMRC.
I want her to turn up on telly thinking she's going to get the usual non interview but in a last minute change an enraged Paxman bursts on to the set.
Amazed at all these friends buying her stuff yet no one chats to her on Twitter, tags her in photos or memes or content on any platform, can drive her to shops, etc etc. You know all the things friends actually do, as opposed to spending their money on tat? 
Jack ordered that sign for herself, the purpose of the tweet was to remind everyone that LJC is still a VERY GOOD FRIEND even though Channel 4 avoided Jack like a radioactive substance.
Oh your friend has one so you copied. She’s finding it hard to contain the smug grandiosity isn’t she.
I reckon Monroe is burned by Channel 4s conspicuous ignoring of her latest attempts to canvas for beatification. Wants people on T'Twitter to know that if LJC had her way Monroe would be the leading story.
Like your thinking. That’s why she finds mysterious packages on her doorstep, it’s the unwise men bringing her gifts. Jesus also walked pretty far with his cross - and Jack walked pretty far once with a chair she found in a second hand shop. Does this make Tattle the alternative Bible? The real story of the Second Coming of Christ?
You have more than one toilet Jack. Honestly, it's funny, because I do swear a lot, but I find her need to be crude all the time just weird. It's not cute or professional.
Whilst I'm currently a plane ride away from any type of Aldi, they're definitely not the rare unicorn Jack and her followers seem to think. There's more of them than her beloved ASDA and Waitrose, that's for sure. Scarborough had everything but ASDA (near York) and Waitrose (near Hull)
She looks like an extra from EastEnders. Did she randomly shout out "Ricky" during the interview.
Honestly been shopping this morning plenty of value stuff and just to slap it up her I put some expensive stuff in the foodbank bin. ( Apologies to foodbank users for being petty though on your behalf)
Let's hope the next mysterious package contains a magistrates court summons via HMRC.
Jack: "Any chance you could drop me off at Lidl as I need some shopping?"Amazed at all these friends buying her stuff yet no one chats to her on Twitter, tags her in photos or memes or content on any platform, can drive her to shops, etc etc. You know all the things friends actually do, as opposed to spending their money on tat?
Totally Real Jack Friend: "SHAN'T. Btw I'll be over later with some made to measure curtains and a Cotswold. Love you babes xxx"
The package on the doorstep screams none of her neighbours like her enough to accept it for her.
Don't delivery drivers usually try the neighbours before bleeping it on the doorstep?
Don't delivery drivers usually try the neighbours before bleeping it on the doorstep?
Why is she taking interviews in the toilet, hygienic! 
Why doesn't she do them in her kitchen, snug, bedroom, tiny desk?
Why doesn't she do them in her kitchen, snug, bedroom, tiny desk?
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Probably not in Thorpe Bay bungalowland, where there’s a short driveway surrounded by vegetation and a large porch where parcels can be well secreted (also it didn’t happen, it went to Mum and Dads)
They all look too richWhy is she taking interviews in the toilet, hygienic!
Why doesn't she do then in her kitchen, snug, bedroom, tiny desk?
Donate to anything that supports actual Poors! She bangs on enough about renting - homeless support charity, pets - animal rescue/abuse charity, single parent - DV refuge, lesbian/trans/nb - any of their support groups, food insecurity - local foodbank. You get the idea!
And on the 6th Day God made Jack Monroe, who would create a viral Twitter feed after many attempts, that would be filled with inaccuracies and lies. On the 7th Day God would point out that pasta was still 20p in the Thorpe Bay Asda as it always was. On the 8th Day, God rested, as he’d had enough of her bullshit to last him a life time already
Aha thank you for beating me to this. I use this chart at work, you can fiddle with the dates to see how fast Aldi and Lidl have grown too.
She’s heard the phrase ‘disruptive discounters’ but is out of date, if you work in anything related to the grocery industry (
) you know that they are rapidly becoming established. To ignore them based on that is missing out so much insight into how and why people shop for food in the U.K.
it's not the bog, it's the "loo-dio"!
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