Still very good friend but will not acknowledge you that extends to the entire news channel she is in charge of.
sure Jan
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sure Jan
The same friend who sent her all those spoons no doubt
Whoever bought it what a complete waste of bleeping money. Costs more than pasta I'm sure. But nice to flaunt it. Prat.
TD is a bleeping star.
I thought you were disappearing for the next few weeks to
Just take your extra ££££ and duck OFF.
I couldn't help thinking, as I was retching over the sink this morning due to anxiety nausea at the thought of logging on and doing another Monday at my full-time, stressful and modestly-paid job, of Jack lolling in her pit in her massive, beautiful home as she counts the extra thousands appearing in her bank account in return for doing ABSOLUTELY duck ALL.
Bellowed down the stairs to NO-ONE. Comedy gold
Stairs? In a crappy bungalow??
I'm trying to find a charity I can donate to in Jack's name like the Americans do for 'Planned Parenthood' and Mike Pence (Or any other right-wing knobber!)
Because she only has one boggerBellowed down the stairs to NO-ONE. Comedy gold
“Guided by god with a righteous fury and a biro as my sword.” New theory - she literally thinks she is Jesus (see: all the fish and martyrdom.) She thinks she is feeding the poor (via nutrient dense media appearances and tweets) but like a scammy modern day church she’s actually just pocketing the tithings. This is also why she pretends to wear old shoes - Jesus was known for his tatty sandals, and why her laugh is like that (it’s mimicking the donkey in the stable which was the first thing she heard after being born.) My only hope at this point is that herself, Nige and the squigs all get raptured to duck.
Is she having a laugh?! She's taking the piss surely?
Nisa is owned by the Co-op, which I didn't realise/have any interest in, until I went googling as a result of Jack mentioning Nisa.
Disruptive discounters? Not accessible to everyone? I live a stones throw from (🔺️) Millionaires Row and have more Lidls and Aldis on my doorstep than you can shake a stick at. Make it make sense
She actually thinks she's the nation's teacher.
But it’s how jackanomics work
Best get on with your number crunching eh Jack?
Aldi and Lidl combined are snapping at Asda's heels
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I want her to turn up on telly in that absolutely bleeping hilarious Mary Poppins atrocityShe has deliberately dressed like a complete bleeping slob. Imagine the squiggles “ahh poor dear heart Jack, doing press for free when she can’t afford a hair brush”
Do I spy her broken boots?? Jackie may have been better off wearing either her brand new boots, or one of her many pairs of Doc Martens? Or the six inch heels she was dancing with Marcus in (in fantasyland)!
Twice. You would have had to do that twice.
There are 880 Lidls in the UK and 930 Aldis.
There are 633 Asdas, a figure which includes non-food units like Asda Living.
I love facts.
There are 633 Asdas, a figure which includes non-food units like Asda Living.
I love facts.
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