I didn't want to be price checking some rando squig's receipt today, but here we are... Asda milk chocolate butter biscuits are right there on the website for 79p still. Organic raspberries are still 2.19 (and frankly, from my super-special knowledge as a farmer's daughter, you shouldn't be buying raspberries in January). The squashes are still the same price, and there I shall leave it.
Jack Monroe #248 Let's face it, she's the Rachel Dolezal of poverty
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Let me spell it out for you. I’m not going to tell you what it’s about until I’ve done it. But it’s definitely not that. Now don’t push me bud. I’m busy saving lives here not tweeting about mandarins or whatever the hell you’re going on about
It may be a bit more restrained, but the essence of Jack's reply is still 'LEAVE ME AND MY SON ALONE'
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She's really rolled out some of her most embarrassing sentences of all time today. Stellar work
pleasseeee say this is the beginning of squigs tagging her every single time they come across a smart price product that she claims no longer exists
Therapy/ Rehab money well spent then.
I'm actually starting to think Campaign Jack might be the worst Jack. Then again I always think the current Jack is the worst Jack. Is it not about time she tried to lure a new mate to the crappy Bungalow by sporting a frightwig and dry humping a Cotswold?
My daughter works for a food company doing exactly that job, I'd love to see Jack try and do it, it's not the easiest
She's the twitter equivalent of a toddler sticking their fingers in their ears; 'la, la, la, I'm not listening', carries on playing with her toys.
Trifle defender liked this one 
FFS just saw JM mentioned in a data newsletter I receive on my work email. Even though the ONS was already working on it (but had suspended"this more detailed analysis of inflation during the pandemic because so many items were temporarily unavailable.")
No one is safe form JM
No one is safe form JM
It’s starting to unravel - we aren’t far from
Daughter is on a weekend away with mates. They've just arrived and she rang to say she'd arrived safely and was just picking up booze from the supermarket.
(Not actual conversation but it went like this)
Daughter' yeah we got here fine, traffic wasn't bad'
Me'oh good, have fun'
DD'oh I don't like strange supermarkets I can never find anything, you'd thing all Asdas would be set out the same'
Me 'ARE YOU IN AN ASDA'?!!!!
DD'yes, getting wine'
Me'go and look to see if they have Smart Price things'
DD'wtf is wrong with you mother?'
I don't know how I'm going to explain it to her....
(Not actual conversation but it went like this)
Daughter' yeah we got here fine, traffic wasn't bad'
Me'oh good, have fun'
DD'oh I don't like strange supermarkets I can never find anything, you'd thing all Asdas would be set out the same'
Me 'ARE YOU IN AN ASDA'?!!!!
DD'yes, getting wine'
Me'go and look to see if they have Smart Price things'
DD'wtf is wrong with you mother?'
I don't know how I'm going to explain it to her....
I am hooting so loudly the neighbour next door texted me to ask if I was OK. And he's partially deaf...
After a tough week in work this was a glorious grunk!
And he’s DEAD would have worked really nice in there…I am hooting so loudly the neighbour next door texted me to ask if I was OK. And he's partially deaf...
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