Jack Monroe #242 Sell the Burberry jacket, pay your taxes and polish your spoons.

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People-huv-tae-know

People-huv-tae-know

but this lyric is all I can hear when I see that post of Jack's. Please forgive me.
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There is a story that Janis Joplin decked Jim Morrison over the head with a bottle of Southern Comfort. I wonder if Jack was inspired by that story to deck her brother.
 
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meowquiz

At least her bathroom (which looks 5x the size of
mine) looks cleaner than her kitchen had me expecting.
 
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blurstoftimes

OwlRightsReserved said:
I want to buy her a moisturiser. I know she's got the cash to buy it herself, but I want to just buy her one that works, with SPF. She looks dreadful for being in her thirties.
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i personally am shocked a diet of oily fish and eggs and rubbing a hot hot hot hot scratchy cloth over your face once a day doesn't result in youthful dewy skin
 
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NomDeGuerre

NomDeGuerre

Just watched the News 24 clip. She looks like a different person.

She’s also visibly nervous and uncomfortable. Why does she keep putting herself through live broadcast when it’s clearly so torturous for her?
 
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BooksNCats

BooksNCats

Tbh, I think she has filters on and is using a professional lights which diffuses skin texture. & I think she has Botox in her lips to hide her gummy smile which gives her a lip flip.
 
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Captainmouse

Captainmouse

People-huv-tae-know said:
I have been grunking at least 50 pages, what a bleeping ride! There is so much I could say but you have all put it so eloquently and dare I say articulately. I felt it best to sum up my thoughts in a picture.

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Also please let me introduce my playground hero, the one and only Jimmy Hill, whose chin we would all emulate when calling out another's lies.

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Check out that chin, phoawrr

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So much to unpack, burglar jack at the back 😂
 
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FlirtyThirty

FlirtyThirty

meowquiz said:
At least her bathroom (which looks 5x the size of
mine) looks cleaner than her kitchen had me expecting.
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I’ve just realised her poor grown man housemate has to use that horrorshow kitchen with no space to actually prep food.
 
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Into_the_tunnel

Into_the_tunnel

Just a thought- maybe it is code for “piss off cabal, I am calling everyone in my life Bean now because you have got so obsessed with me rinsing them.”

Apart from Mom. She is still Mom obvs.
 
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TraceyJacks

TraceyJacks

Absolutely audacity to refer to the community pot which we all pay into when she hasn’t paid her tax lol.

Btw could that be why her website can’t trade right now, bootstrap limited has been frozen? Feel free to tell me if that’s a stupid suggestion, don’t know much about how it works.
 
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Rekyavikgirl

Rekyavikgirl

I'd rather chop a piano up than give it to a freeloader who probably trashed the flat and ducked out of the rent.
 
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