In our last thread
1. Much giddiness and excitement as the squiggle uprising continues. Jack’s rattle rattle brought all the snarks to the yard, and they’re like, this website cost is too large, she can fix it herself for no charge
2. Jacks big light went on as she promised a new recipe every day or something. Whatever, she did it yesterday and she’s been to busy to do it today
3. Did you know she does all this for free?
4. Jack wrote a poorly researched list of supermarket goods and their alleged price rises over the past year. This is all the fault of one Alexander Boris De Pfeffel Johnson and his government. And the supermarket workers who sneakily creep about subtlety changing the price labels
or something.
5. Sadly it’s a slow twitter day for the blue tick brigade who have chosen Jacks forensically incorrect costings and amplified and boosted it, but most importantly, used it to virtue signal their care for The Poors.
6. Hugh Grant tweeted her shortly after she changed her pfp to S&M scary Mary Sloppins. What larks!
7. We have three articles and some Times radio interview to look forward to tomorrow, as long as a jack doesn’t have another migraine with convulsions like she apparently did earlier today despite tweeting continuously. She hasn’t mentioned the convulsions before because her sickness just gets tedious.
. Does the platform MAKE you thick or does it just expose your thickness 
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ta !
