Breakfast? Looks like the contents of a pig’s trough. Somebody send me that PayPal link!
Jack Monroe #241 Average level lies and lard gravy
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Luv too eat brown pasta and broccoli for <checks notes> breakfast.
Please don’t trouble yourself
I wonder if her recipe will be anything like this one - https://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/pasta-recipes/broccoli-anchovy-orecchiette/
Also why on earth is she using a document from the 1800s to place her slop on lol
Also why on earth is she using a document from the 1800s to place her slop on lol
Slop a la barnacles?
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Who can be bothered cooking pasta, messing about with vegetables, and creating a load of washing up first thing in the morning?
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#CutleryWatch #SpoonGate
Me again! Pink knickers or green ones? Shower or bath this morning? Shall I wipe from front to back or back to front?
duck OFF.
um, it's 1020 on a wednesday in the middle of january, i would have thought that the "boy" is at school?
Who has pasta and veg for breakfast?
Why is she acting like this is some new invention from her lil pixie maverick brain? It's a well known recipe which she's even ripped off before.
Fastidiously carefully.
Ooh Jack What are you like?! What are you like? You don't have to be mad to work here but it helps, eh! She is a one!
What is wrong with toast and marmalade, cereal or porridge? You know, like most people in the UK have. What working person, has time to mess around cooking at breakfast time? Particularly if they have an 11 year old son (or any children far that matter) to make sure they get to school on time.
I keep seeing Rishi Sunak's name on twitter, but my brain reads it as Fishi Sunak. 
Inside of bin liner would work for me
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