Breakfast? Looks like the contents of a pig’s trough. Somebody send me that PayPal link!
Breakfast? Looks like the contents of a pig’s trough. Somebody send me that PayPal link!
Luv too eat brown pasta and broccoli for <checks notes> breakfast.
Please don’t trouble yourself
Slop a la barnacles?
Who can be bothered cooking pasta, messing about with vegetables, and creating a load of washing up first thing in the morning?
Me again! Pink knickers or green ones? Shower or bath this morning? Shall I wipe from front to back or back to front?
Who has pasta and veg for breakfast?
Ooh Jack What are you like?! What are you like? You don't have to be mad to work here but it helps, eh! She is a one!
What is wrong with toast and marmalade, cereal or porridge? You know, like most people in the UK have. What working person, has time to mess around cooking at breakfast time? Particularly if they have an 11 year old son (or any children far that matter) to make sure they get to school on time.