Don't think this one is a troll, although bio says anti Southend swindlers. 
Jack Monroe #241 Average level lies and lard gravy
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I wonder what the total amount she’ll scrape from that tweet will be? £400 or so, if say twenty of her followers each donated £20? Which is, of course, £400 more than ever should be going her way - but I’m just hoping it’s not in the thousands.
Maybe I’m being naive and am going in really low with the estimate? Twenty donations might well be well off be mark. I spose I’m just hoping that there will only be a handful of people who are actually that blindly devoted to her and / or stupid enough to chuck (extra) money at her tonight.
Maybe I’m being naive and am going in really low with the estimate? Twenty donations might well be well off be mark. I spose I’m just hoping that there will only be a handful of people who are actually that blindly devoted to her and / or stupid enough to chuck (extra) money at her tonight.
How many J1G’s do you get for £400 these days? I’m not sure what a J1G is though….. is it a savings account getting ready to pay HMRC owed monies?
Was her moaning about her kitchen and saying she was too poor to do it up a typical influencer ploy to get it kitted out for free? And then mention how her new units were kindly gifted by @SuckersofSouthendKitchens?
(Btw Well done again to @HodgeSplodge for RustySpoongate! That ridiculous lie has really backfired for her).
(Btw Well done again to @HodgeSplodge for RustySpoongate! That ridiculous lie has really backfired for her).
Maybe you get two for the price of one.
Perhaps she needs another trim at Toni & Guy, no Supercuts for our Jack 
It’s the ongoing patreon support though, double bubble, cash in for today and grown the monthly wedge going forward.
Here's a small sample of previous tip jar/Patreon rattles. Probably many more besides that happened before Tattle and have been lost to one of her deleting sprees. Also not included are the numerous "My rent bounced 
" tweets from last year, because I was BUSY too pissed off to find them by this point.
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was on the same day she paid her wedding deposit. 
She's been doing this for years, while constantly providing evidence of rampant overspending/an ever growing collection of luxury possessions, and is still getting away with it.
" tweets from last year, because I was
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was on the same day she paid her wedding deposit.
She's been doing this for years, while constantly providing evidence of rampant overspending/an ever growing collection of luxury possessions, and is still getting away with it.
I can't believe it's grotty cutlery that is exposing Jack. Not the Dyson fan, Cotswold menagerie or countless phones. Manky old cutlery *shudders*. I don't think this will cancel Jack but its another nail in the grifting coffin. She will probably pull on her MH arthritis cloak tomorrow and call everyone trolls. Then everyone will cheer and clap.
Trifley D is a proper ledge.
Trifley D is a proper ledge.
Depressingly so. Tonight’s just been a little pocket money.
Whaaaat? I thought all her fiancees have been variously rich, or am I just shocked by the concept of her paying for something. (I found this wedding reception in a puddle ACTUALLY)Fun fact (I love facts) - this one
I really don't understand it. She has a job, she should be taking enough in to keep herself a float. If not then she needs a better job. There is 100s of people literally crying tonight because they don't know where their or their kids next meal is coming from, they are cold due to not being able to adequately warm their homes, they have actual low paying menial jobs. Yet they are not asking strangers to fill their pockets.
Sterling workHere's a small sample of previous tip jar/Patreon rattles. Probably many more besides that happened before Tattle and have been lost to one of her deleting sprees. Also not included are the numerous "My rent bouncedBUSYtoo pissed off to find them by this point.
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She's been doing this for years, while constantly providing evidence of rampant overspending/an ever growing collection of luxury possessions, and is still getting away with it.
seeing all those examples really brings it home. If only her fans could see this.There’s a twitter user I have suspected to be a sock for a very very long time. Just very occasionally Jack gently interacts but I am convinced (and had suspicions over a year ago that this was)
Not sure how I check though
Not sure how I check though
A cynic might point out the convenience of Jack's website crash erasing the fact that she hadn't posted anything since April 2021.
She shared a grand total of...what was it, 5 or 6? recipes on this all-important site last year (in the four-month period that she was still using it). And one handy guide featuring amazing tips on how to contract septicaemia from rusty old tins.
This website, which is so vital to her career, has been totally dormant for almost a full year. "Recipe writing is my job" - so why spend almost a year not writing any bleeping recipes, then start begging for cash?
She shared a grand total of...what was it, 5 or 6? recipes on this all-important site last year (in the four-month period that she was still using it). And one handy guide featuring amazing tips on how to contract septicaemia from rusty old tins.
This website, which is so vital to her career, has been totally dormant for almost a full year. "Recipe writing is my job" - so why spend almost a year not writing any bleeping recipes, then start begging for cash?
It’s hard to know for sure. There are some that look woolly but they seem to be friends with real people
One of the “six devastating blows” was probably the book being nixed
Two of the other blows could have been that she finally caught up with the GOT and LOD finales.
This is the bit that takes the biscuit. She doesn't even try.
Am awake with sciatica (feeling ancient, send cattos/doggos) and yet I'll still get up and work tomorrow. Obviously that's nowhere near as dreadful as Jack's list of ailments l
It's just "website broke; send cash; look at spoons".
Lets hope not
Jack Monroe #222 Thank you is two words
I keep repeating myself but it's worth repeating I think. Jack herself said she wanted to start up a crowdfunder for her own 'forever home' but LJC talked her out of it. Ah yes, I’d forgotten that. Good to repeat that though!
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