Jack Monroe #241 Average level lies and lard gravy

[Sideboard Bob]

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[heretoreaditall2019]

Do you happen to have a link to the Patreon investigation table you did recently? I think I’ve missed the post and would love to take a look.

Sorry my love I’m tit at navigating tattle but it was posted 13th Jan around 11am cos I did the write up whilst waiting for my husband in the car outside the dentist x

 

[HotesTilaire]

 

[Whaa?]

Phone on charge in the hallway?

I think she is waiting to see which way the wind blows and trying to think up a response which does not make her sound like an arse. I expect to read the word 'hellsite' in one of her replies. I think she will be effusive and thankful to her supporters whilst 'rising above' what she sees as negative comments otherwise it could all kick off.

 

[EllaEm87]

Suck on this, Monroe

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Some of the squigs responding have disabled logos/asd/anxiety and are happy to help. She collects people and rinses them.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Do you happen to have a link to the Patreon investigation table you did recently? I think I’ve missed the post and would love to take a look.

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So much makes me angry about Jackie gal, the throwing away money in over- priced furniture for a crappy bungalow when she has a son has to be top of the list. I truly will never understand even with the excuse of ‘ I thought we’d be together forever’ bullshit of a relationship’ when she has lost...

tattle.life

 

[traumatised sideboard]

She's causing a grift in the space-time continuum. I don't even wish to know her weird and wonderful ways with frozen chips now. Shove them up your hole you blatant and shameless egocentric cockend.

 

[Emmapism]

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[sioc]

these are the same people who oohed and aahed over £105 worth of rusty spoons a few days ago and are now falling over themselves to give her cash

her fans are not the most observant of people

A standout quote from a genuinely extremely witty bunch of tattlers here was @Jumpingbeansterrapin 's
"However, the only squiggles who give her any food related attention now (angry viggles aside) are the ones who have to ask what to do with a banana when they find one in their fruit bowl."

Jack Monroe #151 A morally destitute and blatantly mendacious fraud?

She shows such utter contempt for the people who buy her books. Can you imagine someone giving you a book deal and just throwing some stuff together with no actual thought. ‘Oh what have I got already I can shove in there’. Do you think THAT MAN does that. Nope.

tattle.life

 

[Lanie]

Dear god, it's not anyone else's fault her website has been down for weeks and her technical support is getting nowhere "tinkering" with it. Pay your own way Jack!

Surely if it's that f**ked it would be better to just tear it down and start a new one, no?!

 

[MancBee]

When is Jack's new book out? That might help with cash flow.

 

[frankychester]

 

[BlendedSlop]

Remember last week when she was moaning about having no budget to do up her kitchen? And has been suspiciously quiet about the project ever since? It genuinely wouldn't surprise me if she had a fully-functional version of her site ready to go live but thought she'd do a last-minute round of grasping to funnel into her kitchen makeover fund. I do honestly believe she's that shameless.

 

[L3moning]

Unbelievable. Aside from the cutlery bollocks (who even has the '70' pounds she claimed it was to buy a load of unnecessary old cutlery!)

I could afford it, but I dont, because its an utterly ludicrous thing to spend 70 quid on.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Remember last week when she was moaning about having no budget to do up her kitchen? And has been suspiciously quiet about the project ever since? It genuinely wouldn't surprise me if she had a fully-functional version of her site ready to go live but thought she'd do a last-minute round of grasping to funnel into her kitchen makeover fund. I do honestly believe she's that shameless.

All that sticky tape to hang wallpaper don't come cheap!

 

[MancBee]

I could afford it, but I dont, because its an utterly ludicrous thing to spend 70 quid on.

And even more ludicrous to spend £105 on when you add postage.

 

[Notmycat]

I just want to jump back on something posted on the first page of this thread. I think we can expect diabetic friendly food (that's probably not but that's a different story) in the near future. The person who asked to DM her about his national role. He Is co-lead for Diabetes for NHS England.

 

[Jelly Bean]

I thought she was selling her clothes on eBay like a boomer....oh hang on, she said she is going to...rattle rattle

I wondered this. That lasted all of a day
We all know any money coming to her from this latest cash grab will not go on fixing that wretched doomed website. Not a chance. It will go on spoons or hairdos or more jollies up to London. Squiggles who donated might mildly enquire about the website to be ignored, blocked or told to stop bullying her and leave her alone.
As she said a few years she thinks of her twitter followers as either 'psychopaths or sycophants'. She despises them and sees them as an income source which she bizarrely feels they owe her and that she deserves.

 

[ComeForTheX StayForTheY]

You can Google "carrot & lentil dip" and get a number of recipes from (functional) websites
She acts like she's doing amazing charity work/ public service with her deprecipies, but seriously who actually needs them?!
Why would anyone contribute to Jack's PayPal because her website is down. GET A JOB.