Jack Monroe #241 Average level lies and lard gravy

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HotesTilaire

Oh Pavlova, this time last year it was a good 3 weeks
 
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Into_the_tunnel

caught up then?
 
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EllaEm87

@Pavlova you ain’t seen nothing yet. Part of jacks 28 hour working days is 27 of those hours being spent twatting around on Twitter. The other hour she uses to have a piss and a sandwich. Girl has a major Twitter addiction.
 
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Captainmouse

Terrible said:
Oops -
Just seen everyone beat me to that rice screenshot. Now why can’t the squiggs find out the price of rice?
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Squiggs live in a google free zone, they are so poor they have restricted internet access. they only have ask mackie,
 
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BananaSmith

Whaa? said:
She defn is. And I wonder where her morals go when she singles out people who buy more expensive ready meals after having judged a competition for the best ready meal and chosen the most expensive as the winner.
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Jack's morals LEFT a long time ago.

I'd almost forgotten what a piece of work she is. Definitely not a fun grunk tonight.
 
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Ninch55

@Pocahontas - apologies for the remark, was just v angry.
Have decided, for the sake of my mental health, to bow out of all of this for now - it is really, seriously triggering me and I need to get well. You are all a really brilliant bunch of human beings, and I may well return at some point, or at least lurk, but for now I’m going to love you and leave you here. I’ll be keeping an eye on the mendacious one, believe me, but my well being comes first xxxx
 
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SlopAmbsase

Didn’t she have some health incident that caused her to need a severe lie down last time she went viral (re school meal vouchers/RSM)?

She’s a fucking energy vampire. I’m just going to rest my eyes on @Silver Linings new pic and touch my wrists for a bit.
 
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Orphan_Black

Maybe she's confused on what viral means, and her munchie self just loves a good virus to mull over
 
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HotesTilaire

Into_the_tunnel said:
If we are meant to be articulate Poca, please can someone explain what ‘synecdoche’ means and how to use it in a sentence that would make sense in everyday life.

Thx
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Jack is not a synecdoche of the poor, and her behavior today makes me want to only write “fuck off, you cunt” however I don’t want the daily heil to use my post as a synecdoche of tattle comments.

ETA the is a part which represents the whole (auto corrects, spelling mistakes) making him a synecdoche as well as a cunt.
 
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