Jack Monroe #241 Average level lies and lard gravy

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I can’t stand Twee Jack. It’s cloying, embarrassing to watch and profoundly unsettling.
 
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Apologies if this has been posted before, I was looking for a specific tweet and lolled at this instead. It’s giving Cherie Blair!
 
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When you think about how much space all the various terrestrial and satellite TV, radio, online channels have to fill (ya know, 24 hours), it's a damning indictment on Jack herself, that she isn't booked and is working regularly. Believe it or not, film and TV is a small place where people do know of each other, have informal networks of mates and you're often referred by word of mouth. Word about her attitude has got around, believe me...
(Keeping it vague cos 🔺️ innit...)
 
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I've just done a calorie count on the recipe

100g of redlentils= 381
100g carrot =41
100g onion = 40
2tbs oil= 240
2 pitta = 302
1stock cube =8
total= 971
per serving= 242

Definitely not enough for lunch, which is where you would normally serve something like this.
 
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My secondary school aged child leaves at 7.45am. Is she saying she was up at 6? Making food. Pull the other one.

I know someone who makes a great income from YouTube videos on top of his professional wage (it’s more in fact). If she had any skills she could be cooking on there. But she can’t cook soooooo……
 
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Just went to the source of those guardian journos chatting to each other - they all know, but what I don’t understand is how do they know numbers? These threads move SO fast I don’t believe they’d be keeping up to date with them. Unless they’re getting print screened and circulated? In which case lol.
 
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The tv / media world has to be a small one and word gets round I'm sure
 
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Think it's been mentioned on twitter in response to critical tweets, which they're probably screenshotting and sharing in their whatsapp group.
 
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Oh, and happily languishing in the fridge makes no fucking sense.

See definition for languishing below.

LEARN THE MEANING OF WORDS JACK.

 
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If it wasn't for the fact that she had told us she was 'diagnosed gifted' you'd think she had an intellectual disability the way she talks about food.
My Nephew, who does have such a disability, speaks this way.
Except with him, it is cute and endearing.
 
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Just misusing mid-grunk to note that Miss South published a great slow cooker recipe book some time ago. Rarely on offer, but really good.


Slow Cooked: 200 exciting, new recipes for your slow cooker Amazon product
 
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