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[EllaEm87]

My sink and the sinks of those close to me are all right draining. A left draining one wouldn’t send me into a spin though. My big brain would adapt.

Politics Jack gives me big student society politics vibes.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I would imagine that it's already been filmed

I can’t wait for the Twitter snarks when it airs and some deluded squig tweets her asking why she hasn’t been included?

 

[Fruitjack]

Absolutely love the forensic Patreon spreadsheets. Of course what we need to also bear in mind is the ‘tip jar’ and the ‘Twitter tips’ that are separate.

 

[HotesTilaire]

If Italians find out about Jack’s nonsense, they might declare war on us. They take this stuff VERY seriously.

I’d defect and be on their side. And my tea was a packet of Idahoan instant mash.

 

[Pixieboots]

That's wallpaper? Genuinely thought it was a kid's drawing.

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My shower curtain (Asda's finest) is quite similar to that wallpaper. Do I need to have a word with myself?

 

[Flash123]

’..for birthdays..’ and ‘..to celebrate special occasions’. Largely unprofessional word wrangling at its best.

And let’s not get into grating anything sad looking from the veg drawer onto pizza

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Fuck sake you would think she would have a tin of premium pineapple at least leftover from del Monte to use instead of wilted fucking carrots

 

[Wooh]

#LockdownLard

I have a tip, squiggle: you appear to be a fully grown adult, so if you don't like artichoke, don't eat it, you cushionhead

This tweet has really wound me up.

However, there are three points that I think need to be made (sorry if this comes across as teachery but she is fecking clueless)

You're so passionate and knowledgeable, @Into_the_tunnel

She truly believes her reductive little synecdoches are clever.

New word, thank you #TattleLifeGood

 

[MancBee]

Or maybe her own room is so strewn with steamed clothes, she’s in the spare room!

Perhaps one of you learned Fraus can enlighten me; what is the point in steaming clothes? I have never owned a steamer, never felt the need to own a steamer and for the life of me can not see why I would need a steamer. I wash, dry and iron my clothes, or dry clean any that say dry clean only (very few). That seems sufficient to me.

It seems to be a waste of time and energy. Especially when Jack is then going to fold the items up and send them through the post so they will no doubt arrive creased.

I know, I know, Jack is never going to do such a thing, I shouldn't be wasting my time thinking about it.

 

[HotesTilaire]

anybody checked on not jack recently?

I do, still nothing since June 2021

 

[Cucumberthunder]

On the one hand, she's always read recipe books as though they're novels, and on the other, she didn't know what soffritto is until 2017, and seems to be under the impression it's meant to come in the form of a paste. https://cookingonabootstrap.com/2017/01/04/soffritto-19p/

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(I included the 2nd paragraph here simply because she describes herself as a "maverick" in it).

And today she is cooking with artichokes.

 

[Emmapism]

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Just the 6 copies of your own book?

I don't understand why (if you spend all day doing this) there are books of different sizes next to each other. It gives me a headache.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

more teaspoons to be stuck in slop. I'm so happy, I was missing her food content.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Jelly Bean]

At least we have been spared the rack of what appeared to be soiled rags hanging above the back door
Did we ever find out what they were? Apart from a burglar deterent?

(If someone could find a photo I would be very grateful. I think ).

 

[SweetTransvestite]

I could google, but I shan’t. What’s Italian for Horse?

It would be Cavallo (m) as presumably you'd require it for béchamel reasons.

 

[Mogmog]

Couldn't this, at least partly, be why she isn't invited back also? To say, the colleagues or bosses or whatever must read or otherwise be aware of what she writes online, perhaps to them they don't trust working with someone who is clearly a shameless liar. (who is also fucking terrible at what they want her to do)

Or it could be that she spent so long "gazing in awe at the twinkly lights"

 

[Wooh]

what a hideous coupling. Zero sex appeal. Pair of superannuated landgirls.

Funny you say that

 

[Orphan_Black]

She wants to be to Wilko what Kerry Katona was to Iceland.
Someone will have the receipt, but not so long ago she was disagreeing with how they treated their staff.(apologies if the cabal has moved on, grunking)

100% agree. I still think there is a sneaky sponsor going on there, it's the one shop she consistently mentions from the beginnings of poverty girl.

Lets not forget her £35 two headed Hallowe'en dog! (All those seed packets were Wilko ones too.)

 

[FlirtyThirty]

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It’s a fucking fruitcake you numpty.

 

[SlopAmbsase]

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Get to fuck, Call4Fish.