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[SweetTransvestite]

No no no, she SLIGHTLY undercooks it.

Well she probably shouldn't be throwing it against the 'weak wall' to check it's cooked.

 

[Saint_clemmie]

Just noticed how behind I am!

(homer hedge gif)

and to quote dearest Jack, “I am NOT back!”

see you after a grunk.

 

[MancBee]

Cos the remainders were pulped? And you can't sell the ones you have?

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There are loads on EBay.

 

[Lanie]

Has she explained why she needs to write her recipes up in the kitchen?

Nope!

I guess they are so revolting you have to get them plated up photographed and in the outside bin stat.

 

[panda_eyes]

My draining board (well my landlords draining board as I RENT) is on the left and in the 7 years I’ve been here I’ve never considered that being wrong? I didn’t know that was a thing people even thought about!

Babe, same. Does it matter which side it goes on? One side for draining, one for dirty dishes.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Get to fuck Jack.

This Jack is exhausting.

 

[Orphan_Black]

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Give her some credit, she certainly was consistent with her 'vegan-ish' guise.

(Please leave us alone, Jack, we don't want your foul offerings.)

 

[Vanelope]

Fucking hell. Complaining about too much pantry space. What’s next? Diamond shoes too tight? Isn’t the point of her recipes that they can be done by poor people with minimal equipment…. Haha never mind, that went out the window long ago.

Forget Celeb Come Dine with Me. She needs to get on Celeb Hoarders.

Diamond shoes too tight! I love that saying.
As you were cabal - she’s infuriating in her pretend pov land.

 

[Lanie]

Does she think beef bourguignon is… Italian?

Doesn't somewhere in Europe translate to the same country?

 

[instacharlie]

I think she's blocked the window with those bookshelves. The way the bed was had the window at the foot of the bed. She could've moved the bed but that would block the built in cupboards. She's either blocked the window or built them round the bed like a wall.

Or put the bed under the window? Who has time for this much faffing in a lifetime though?!

 

[SarcasticEllis]

Oh LJC ‘sort your life aht’ Jack is back.
How much stuff does she have that she needs days to tidy a room?!

 

[BlendedSlop]

Speaking of Jack Does Italian...

In the run-up to the Brexit referendum, Jack decided to do a series of recipes celebrating the many cultures of Europe. This lasted for precisely one entry: pizza.

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"the Sicilian chef who snuck across the ocean" suggests a poor understanding of both geography and immigration law. Later, Jack encourages people to put leftover tikka masala on their pizza, which is possibly the fastest way to piss off an Italian.

PIZZA.

First up in celebrating our multi-cultural foodie society, is the great Italian classic, pizza. For those of you so deeply ingrained in patriotism that you have never had, enjoyed or endorsed a piz…

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As a footnote, Jack's This Is England Brexit tag would later be used for mushroom rogan josh, ramen, and peanut butter frozen yogurt. If she ever returns to Tattle, WHY?! will be my one question for her.

Leaving aside the other ridiculousness in that post, does...does she not know the other connotations of the word "nosh"? Or is this one of her cringey attempts at naughty, suggestive humour?

Thread title nomination: A Nosh in Naples

 

[BananaSmith]

But she decants it into milk bottles and mixes with 50% water?????? I'm so confused

That was then, this is now!

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[FlirtyThirty]

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Effervescence?! Her slop is fizzy? I have never had a fizzy food in my life apart from sherbert dibdabs. Wtf. Also do we think she’s just eating Gousto food now and passing it off as her own slops?

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

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A metaphor for your entire fucking life?!

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I actually quite like box 2.

I gasped.

 

[kachoochoo]

someone needs to tag italians mad at food in some of her stuff!

imagine if they saw any of the lasagnes!

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

I'm left handed and the draining board is on the left in my rented flat. Truly did not appreciate how lucky I was until today.

Thanks for all the on my massive grunk, ninnies.

 

[ecdb]

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Did anyone else think that was a Marlboro Light in the Marmite jar?!

Also, for completeness: Draining board on the left. hate it.