Jack Monroe #238 Honestly, they're like two stupid pigeons fighting over a discarded doughnut

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Uh oh.
She's trying to deflect something.
She always does this when trying to hide something that has happened or is about to happen.
Send cattos. What's your favourite biscuit etc

She bought that while in the fire service? Same job where she was so masculine she wouldn’t wear a skirt for the (civilian) passing out parade, right?
Can a cleverer Frau than me triangulate the dress? We know it's Monsoon but can someone work out which year as I very much doubt it was from 12 years ago.
 
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Classic distraction activity.

File your accounts, send those leafy prints, do a couple of the things that are on Kachoochoo's list!!
 
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I think I have proved my taste is shit having said I liked that dress, but I had a quick look on ebay and another Monsoon dress I liked (not identical but similar) was £1.50.
Not sure this will be the cash cow Jack assumes it will be. Not that it will ever happen obvs.

And what does she mean by indexing? And eleven whole items? Steady on. You're risking burnout there.
 
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I wonder if Jack is going to sell the Viv (god rest her soul) dress? I don't think it will see the light of day unless she does.
 
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The internet has no record of this dress.

Eta: oops, it clearly has.
 
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Or she's moving
 
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That's not true
 
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So she’s donated eight bags to charidee, dyed lots more and still there’s ‘more to come’.

She makes Imelda Marcos look like a die-hard devotee of the capsule wardrobe.
Narcissism and hoarding quite often go hand in hand... I have personal experience of this in my family and Jack’s talk of bin bags of clothes genuinely sets off a stress response.
 
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