Not many pics of Jack using the walking stick, but here’s one of Kumquat and lawyer (and thread-reader-on-retainer from his new house at 1 Israel st, Israel) funny, he has a stick and she doesn’t. They’re arriving at the high court. Where she limped in on a walking stick.
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This, has me fewmin and is the worst piece of steaming PR bullshit I've seen from this wrong 'un. I'm sorry, but this picture is allll the kinds of wrong. I use a stick to get about from A to B, it's not a fashion accessory but a medical aid that allows me to balance and coordinate. It's a massive pain in the arse but keeps me upright allowing me autonomy and offering me independence.
To me, Jack's gait here is odd. It's certainly not that of someone struggling with their mobility/pain issues. Plus, the bulging (Mulberry) saddle bag of lies would interfere with your centre of gravity, pulling massively off balance. I've a similar bag, it can only be worn across the body. And crossing the road is filled with hazards. Raised kerbs, tactile paving etc..I certainly wouldn't be handing over my P.I.M.P Daddy cane to Mr Israel.
I haven't even started on the physics of
that hair, that's enough to pull the fucking Earth of it's axis.