Jack Monroe #237 Cycles through personalities like a dying Terminator

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Toffee finger

Nostalgia Jack is such a boring Jack incarnation and yet she rolls it out so often. I mean I’ll take it over Fish Jack but still

Alansbigplate said:
“Who is your daddy and what does he do?” Terrific.
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“Our mum says our dad is a real sex machine”
Terminator is brilliant but Kimble is Arnie’s greatest role.
 
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Alansbigplate

Veronicaaa said:
Why has Jack been tagged in this when the original post doesn't mention her at all?
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Cos it’s slop

If you haven’t got terminator just watch kindergarten cop it’s the same thing xx
 
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Pavlova

Grunking so God knows where this will land but please...Jacobs, noooooo, don't fall for it!

 
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Mr Krabs

You know, I did think for a second that if Jack had any sort of work ethic, she could potentially have a career as a social media manager. She’d definitely be good at writing the lame banter under the guise of a brand.

But then I realised she’d probably compare Twiglets to genocide or make some other ridiculous social media faux pas that would see the brand boycotted.
 
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FlirtyThirty

Apologies I’ve been on a grunk on the coach and lost the post, but prostitution Jack?? Wtf!! When was that a thing?? Missed that incarnation.
 
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HotesTilaire

FlirtyThirty said:
Apologies I’ve been on a grunk on the coach and lost the post, but prostitution Jack?? Wtf!! When was that a thing?? Missed that incarnation.
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Yeah we couldn’t work it out either. It happened before SB was born and also didn’t happen until she was a single mother. It happened once and regularly.
 
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Skyfall


Ahhhh shitttttte here we go, unscrewing lightbulbs, weetabix and water and the denial of my hard- working MBEing Pa & fostering Ma
And let’s not forget going to a food bank once.

I fekkin wish she would see how she influences - RAAAH
 
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bowiethesdmn

Maybe she found him in the giving puddle?
 
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FlirtyThirty

HotesTilaire said:
Yeah we couldn’t work it out either. It happened before SB was born and also didn’t happen until she was a single mother. It happened once and regularly.
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I understand that head bomb emojii now. Her family must be so embarrassed.
 
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