Jack Monroe #228 The winter of our fishcontent

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Urgh, David Baddiel on Radio 5 Live slagging off Tattle Life right now. Shame he couldn't look a little deeper and see our wiki about the griftacious smol pixie!
 
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bleeping liar she is (and she's not even good at that!)
As my old mum used to say "you've got to have a good memory to be a liar".

Jack has proven that her memory is lacking time and time again, exposing herself countless times as a liar. The squiggles can't have good memories either.
 
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I, too, noticed that @Into_the_tunnel. Rather, it jumped at me from the page.


(Imagine working with her in an office or team environment)
 
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Urgh, David Baddiel on Radio 5 Live slagging off Tattle Life right now. Shame he couldn't look a little deeper and see our wiki about the griftacious smol pixie!
He has a BBC2 programme on tonight about hate on social media where he will be criticising Tattle. "Social media, anger and us" at 9pm, will no doubt say we are the worst, whilst glossing over Twitter pile ons, racism and homophobia. I shall watch it, but no doubt I will be screaming at the telly.
 
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“Hi all, I’ve trapped the kitten in the bathroom again and cooper is defending his territory by sitting at the door and scaring the kitten into staying where they are. In other news, I can’t cook and I’m too bone idle to fix my website. Nnngh, that’ll do. Please leave me alone”
 
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Baddiel is a racist, sexist asshole. I am so bleeping sick of moral lessons from hypocrites after they start to experience the negative effects of the behaviour they themselves are guilty of.
 
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Urgh, David Baddiel on Radio 5 Live slagging off Tattle Life right now. Shame he couldn't look a little deeper and see our wiki about the griftacious smol pixie!
Well that made me type his name into the search function and........wow.
 
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She used to claim she was drinking a bottle of whiskey a night, and now it’s gin. I know all addictions are different, but gin and whiskey aren’t very popular drinks with alcoholics. They tend to be expensive and they leave a strong smell, making it hard to conceal. Gin isn’t really something you can drink neat, and no alcoholic is going to faff around with mixers.

Having been around a lot of alcoholics, cheap vodka is popular, as there is a belief that people can’t smell it on you. Wine, sherry and beer are also common, especially sweet drinks that compensate for lack of food. But usually, it’s just whatever is cheapest and available at that very moment, which would not be gin FFS.
 
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“Hi all, I’ve trapped the kitten in the bathroom again and cooper is defending his territory by sitting at the door and scaring the kitten into staying where they are. In other news, I can’t cook and I’m too bone idle to fix my website. Nnngh, that’ll do. Please leave me alone”
I was going to say this, isn't this exactly like last time with the other poor kitten? It's awful knowing the inevitability of what's going to happen but not being able to do anything about it.
 
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I was going to say this, isn't this exactly like last time with the other poor kitten? It's awful knowing the inevitability of what's going to happen but not being able to do anything about it.
She’s so unbelievably stupid.
 
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Thank you Father Slopmas! I can’t afford it so I’ve been buttering my toast with the oil left from a pre-packed tray of Mediterranean veg
 
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Urgh, David Baddiel on Radio 5 Live slagging off Tattle Life right now. Shame he couldn't look a little deeper and see our wiki about the griftacious smol pixie!
I can't take anyone who has a clear Twitter addiction seriously when talking about Tattle. Soz, mate.
 
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