Jack Monroe #228 The winter of our fishcontent

[ScamSandwich]

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It is amazing how one can make every single dish look like a train wreck.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

I am glad you enjoy your presents dear hearts, the puddle took weeks to stock as some of the items are very exclusive and sought after. Make sure to show them off and be unnecessarily aggressive when people ask where you got said item from because POOR PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED NICE THINGS and it was GIFTED anyway.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Thank you for resharing that really terrible haircut photo.

I got butter, pity Jack can’t afford any, but can afford a new kitten.

 

[Orphan_Black]

I am glad you enjoy your presents dear hearts, the puddle took weeks to stock as some of the items are very exclusive and sought after. Make sure to show them off and be unnecessarily aggressive when people ask where you got said item from because POOR PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED NICE THINGS and it was GIFTED anyway.

You are the dearest heart of the cabal

All the puddle gift reactions has cheered me right up after Jack's selfishness xxxx

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Flivver]

Thank you. I shall treasure these parmentier spuds dear Slopbot. They’ll be served up and presented as homemade. The foil container will then be reused to make brick cakes for all my friends, neighbours and postmen.

 

[Ninch55]

I am glad you enjoy your presents dear hearts, the puddle took weeks to stock as some of the items are very exclusive and sought after. Make sure to show them off and be unnecessarily aggressive when people ask where you got said item from because POOR PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED NICE THINGS and it was GIFTED anyway.

I am deeply grateful, truly. No one in my family has such an amazing ornament.

 

[Hollaaa]

Mini (Cooper) has shades of the Mrs J and SB about it. I don't like it even in cats. It bothers me that she sees living beings as mere objects, and doesn't get that they are not a blank slate for her to project a fantasy onto, they are actual individuals who have their own identity and personality.

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

I don’t have any cats because I don’t have the space to give one a good life at the moment.

I think that is partly why I am so angry. I would love nothing more than to have a cat or two but I can't where I currently live. So I suck it up and hope things might change one day. There's you and me, responsible non cat owners, and then there's Jack...

 

[gemmacollinsspanx]

i must be on the naughty list this year

 

[FrumpyCat]

The deadest cat of all: a live cat. I'm not even going to dignify it with a discussion. In fact I only came here to say that as it is a fortnight until Slopmas and because you have been a very good cabal after her outrageous behaviour this last week, I have stocked a puddle full of gifts for you all in Slopbot's grotto There should be enough for all the regular posters if no badgers ransack the puddle. Merry Slopmas darlings.

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A cotswold sideboard- you shouldn't have!

Rummages around in knicker drawer for sagging sports bra and control pants.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

I’m not so worried for the cat, the cat won’t have to eat her tit slop, pick her up from the floor when she’s fallen with chronic arthritis, walk aimlessly around the woods with a shopping trolley, take candid photos of mamapapa, won’t have to experience her Twitter, her thot shots, her various forms, her various back stories; the cat won’t have the access to the internet to read up on herself or see herself in photos she had no control over, the cat won’t see it’s cat mamapapa tell the world that she’s sold all her toys but she’s an alcoholic who also rams meds down her neck. The cat will be ok so long as she feeds it and cares for it, it seems she does this for cooper so I think the cat will be fine...SB though

yep, also felt sick seeing someone buying one of her books for a mum of FOUR. The tit 120 calorie slop won’t help any family struggling, give the £6.99 RRP to that mum to top up on some frozen fruit and veggies from Iceland ffs not that bleeping book YET AGAIN.

 

[PortiaControl]

Spoiler: What a treat!

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Oooh fancy!

 

[NP]

Thank you so much Father Slopbot. I’m going to hang it in the loo next to the Emin.

 

[PortiaControl]

Spoiler: The puddle provides

A Wilko giftcard. I shall hotfoot it down for some paint forthwith!

 

[BlendedSlop]

Absolutely FIZZING at my Christmas gift from Slopbot. Now I get to have luscious new lips in time for Christmas!

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

i must be on the naughty list this year

It could be worse dear heart…

Thank you so much @traumatised sideboard this is such a treat! x

 

[Sideboard Bob]

You are the dearest heart of the cabal

All the puddle gift reactions has cheered me right up after Jack's selfishness xxxx

Babe, same. The Toni + Guy gift voucher made me laugh out loud! Slopbot’s puddle came at exactly the right time (and I know that from my GIFTED watch!). You actually are a maverick genius @traumatised sideboard . I bet Jack wishes she could join in.

 

[ScamSandwich]

I have to admit that I hit the gift button like a greedy goblin and got a shower plant AND a Fabergé egg. But I deserve it. I just hope that I will get lucky next time and will win my forever home.

 

[Saint_clemmie]

Spoiler: The puddle provides

A Wilko giftcard. I shall hotfoot it down for some paint forthwith!

Oh great! Can you pick up some frames for Jack while you’re there? Only 6 days until the Christmas post deadline!