I'm Northern Irish and I hate corned beef
Jack Monroe #228 The winter of our fishcontent
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No shade on slopbot but what's happened to the smol robot guy?
He was all up in jack's niche when I first joined the cabal, I got the sense he was more than slightly smitten with our plucky heroine
He was all up in jack's niche when I first joined the cabal, I got the sense he was more than slightly smitten with our plucky heroine
Of course Jack would zero-in on the BROWN lemonade.
Just the thought of going around to Jack's for a meal has made me think, what are the guests coping strategies? Something like this.
"Were going to Jack's for dinner tonight" " No we can't get out of it, but I'll make us all a sandwich before we go. The portions will be tiny, just try and get a few forkfuls down. What shall we pick up on the way home, kebab or pizza? "
"Were going to Jack's for dinner tonight" " No we can't get out of it, but I'll make us all a sandwich before we go. The portions will be tiny, just try and get a few forkfuls down. What shall we pick up on the way home, kebab or pizza? "
Medicines tritiation going well StavJack Flatley?
Slopbot gave me a fetching tartan shopping trolley when what I really wanted was cold hard cash. 
I've left it with my agent, I'll pick it up in a couple of years.
I've left it with my agent, I'll pick it up in a couple of years.
duck off Jack, we're BUSY!
"Bread that tastes like Bonfire Night."
Surely that's just every loaf that comes out of her (what I am convinced to be, opinion m'lud) filthy oven.
Surely that's just every loaf that comes out of her (what I am convinced to be, opinion m'lud) filthy oven.
Her oven doesn’t work.
So 10 seconds after being introduced you weren't providing them with your full attention but instead taking photographs to harvest some Twitter validation.
They shouldn't have met for days if not weeks while the kitten settles in. But if you must then at least be 100% attentive instead of focusing on taking photos.
Oh great, we're in for an all-nighter then. Just off to fire up the slow cooker for the coffee I don't drink.
Nah, even her bread is sloppy and slimy out of the slow cooker. I've lived to tell the tale!
Annoyingly, it smelled good. So betrayed.
I would hope she wasn’t snapping away literally 10 seconds after introducing the new kitten to Cooper. It’s like she’s not telling the truth to overcompensate for the non-cuteness of how the kitten doesn’t look very settled.
Probs best not to take any photos of them meeting until they’re both comfortable with the new situation. Not great.
Probs best not to take any photos of them meeting until they’re both comfortable with the new situation. Not great.
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