I guess Jack can breathe a sigh of relief when people search for, "Jack Monroe cat," in her Twitter feed.
Jack Monroe #228 The winter of our fishcontent
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Why will he be brilliant? He wasn't great with the last one. Resentful most of the time judging by photos.
Not his fault. Even Jack suspected he would be bad this time as she said it went better than expected (or something like that)
So, her dead cat is a live cat?
Schrödinger's Jack: her food is both sloppy and crispy
…..but where is her hot take on the 8pm Boris announcement?
Has she finally learned not to type when you don’t understand what the grown ups are talking about?
As ever, I am appalled. Both with the picture choice and that someone has allowed an alcoholic depressive to own a tiny defenceless animal. The poor thing will be used for engagement, what a sad life it’ll have. It’s really upset me.
Has she finally learned not to type when you don’t understand what the grown ups are talking about?
As ever, I am appalled. Both with the picture choice and that someone has allowed an alcoholic depressive to own a tiny defenceless animal. The poor thing will be used for engagement, what a sad life it’ll have. It’s really upset me.
I’m not so worried for the cat, the cat won’t have to eat her tit slop, pick her up from the floor when she’s fallen with chronic arthritis, walk aimlessly around the woods with a shopping trolley, take candid photos of mamapapa, won’t have to experience her Twitter, her thot shots, her various forms, her various back stories; the cat won’t have the access to the internet to read up on herself or see herself in photos she had no control over, the cat won’t see it’s cat mamapapa tell the world that she’s sold all her toys but she’s an alcoholic who also rams meds down her neck. The cat will be ok so long as she feeds it and cares for it, it seems she does this for cooper so I think the cat will be fine...SB though 
Well then ask your mother for the recipe then you bleeping idiot.
Apols for shouting everyone but JACK YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO HAVE ANOTHER ANIMAL THAT YOU WONT LOOK AFTER PROPERLY
glad I got that off my chest
glad I got that off my chest
So, more of a dead rabbit bounce, then?
Hopefully, this one will make it to vaccination age.
Hopefully, this one will make it to vaccination age.
How can anyone think those shots look brotherly? That is an animal sizing up another animal. Stop anthropomorphising cats... a species of animal who aside from lions have traditionally lived solo.
Jesus LC. Was it only that short a time ago?
Jack, do not give me this tit about not knowing what fifteens are.
I'd never heard of them until you plastered your pathetic attempt at making them all over your SM.
The glorious cabal started talking about fifteens and I had to Google them. Why are you pretending not to have ever heard of them?
That cat picture is not comfortable viewing at all. As @LavaFlake says Cooper is looking predatory.
Same way she pretended she wasn’t eating fish every day!
If it is from SB's dad then God knows. He has a nasty little sideline in breeding litter after litter of Mainecoons.
(BTW all of this is very publicly and proudly broadcast on his SM, all advertised by Jack)
How you introduced the kittens to your cats shows that you were thinking of the welfare of the kittens. The difference with JM is, that everything revolves around her. It’s “look at me” I have a kitten, stuff looking after it properly.
I have (x) cats, siblings who have been together their whole lives. They roundly ignore each other most of the time, though you do hear the odd scrape of fur occasionally. I wouldn’t dream of introducing a new animal to the mix, they’re old grumpy bastards like their Ma, and it wouldn’t be fair to them or a kitten
There’s a cat illustrator sucking up to her now. Twatbot will be jealous!
The deadest cat of all: a live cat. I'm not even going to dignify it with a discussion. In fact I only came here to say that as it is a fortnight until Slopmas and because you have been a very good cabal after her outrageous behaviour this last week, I have stocked a puddle full of gifts for you all in Slopbot's grotto 
There should be enough for all the regular posters if no badgers ransack the puddle. Merry Slopmas darlings.
There should be enough for all the regular posters if no badgers ransack the puddle. Merry Slopmas darlings.
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