The only make up she wearing is all over that face, the massive liar. I see more evidence of terrible thirst pics as well. Jack stop showing your tits off, or go and do a career which requires them being on show.
Jack Monroe #228 The winter of our fishcontent
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I feel very angry reading this. Two weeks to kick alcohol in 2016, one week in Jan 2019, absolute lies on both occasions about quantities (detox/illness withdrawal quantities just flippantly thrown about as if alcoholism is like eating too much chocolate over winter.
This is how I came to despise Mx Monroe. I don't have words to describe how much it hurts seeing her lie about recovery
There's also so many lies about her ED
Just funny that it's not long after this, too - https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/may/19/jack-monroe-little-bit-male-little-bit-female
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Was she gluten free for a while, too?
Did a deep dive on her Instagram and quite a few of the posts a couple of years ago make mention of being gluten free. Was this another ‘thing’, I wonder?
Did a deep dive on her Instagram and quite a few of the posts a couple of years ago make mention of being gluten free. Was this another ‘thing’, I wonder?
Wow this is brilliant thank you!
Have just added it to the wiki as this is v important research (poorly as can’t see where they’ve hidden the insert link button now?!)
I’m with you on this one - if she kicked alcohol that quickly then the problem was nowhere near as dire as she made it out to be. Either that, or she hasn’t kicked it or it never existed. She just has to have a problem. Its like a form of Munchausen Syndrome.
Wow @colouredlines this is magnificent forensic detective work! I am awe of your talent.
Don’t really know where to start with the sobriety timeline and this is probably at the very trivial end of the spectrum, but if you were serious about recovery would you really use a bunch of empties (of a potent spirit) as ornaments?
This is - you are - amazing. In spite of my sincere hurt expressed in last comment, this tineline has actually made me laugh. She's done the dead eye/bright eye photo set so often! So funny.
How does anyone love themselves so much? How does anyone think they're so special and important and unique? How do people not see through this bullshit?
I’m sure it’s been said before but she’s a lost cause and has been for so long cookery wise . Her stuff is complicated and boring and let’s not forget unnappetising . Hours go by in the blink of an eye as I scroll through cooking TikTok, the stuff on there is class. Jack could never.
It IS facetious disorder.
Medicines on the side, look at all the pills I have to take (indigestion teblets) heart issues, hospital visits with selfie showing Jack in bed with a cannula in, allergic to tomatoes, black eye, I bet it was like this since school.
Haha I hope Miggle wins something.
I remember a Guardian article, where the “point” which made her rethink drinking was - she made a smoothie and was taking SB out and he asked why the other kids don’t put their smoothies in an Absolut Vodka bottle or some such nonsense
Just want to say before it's too late that I ADORE this thread title, it works on so many levels.
If she put the same energy into fiction writing she’d be a billionaire.
It *is* fiction writing
I've just re-read this, is Jack honestly saying that she was drunk and a full time carer for a four-year old child?Lol @ the idea of cracking addiction in two weeks. Idk how she’s not embarrassed to speak with such authority on everything, she really doesn’t know much about anything so often misses the mark. Mortifying.
Have previously tried piecing together the timeline to create a Gantt chart for us, found it impossible tbh, below was just from the various guardian pieces she’s done:
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There’s probably more of a correlation between her cash flow issues & these ebbs and flows of drinking problems than anything to do with MH. The guardian was her very first pay pig
I feel sad that she needs to make her life sound interesting. She tries so hard to be edgy,quirky, mouthy, vibrant, exciting, talented etc but she's is none of these things and due to this after the initial burst of look at me I did something, she reverts back to the quiet little mouse sitting in the corner. I think during this time the narc in her craves more attention so she goes all out again but either adopts a new persona or goes tits out into a chaos of the highest proportions.
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