I can't believe I didn't didn't think of an apron!I would definitely wear a Slopbot recipe apron when I’m cooking. Please
I can't believe I didn't didn't think of an apron!I would definitely wear a Slopbot recipe apron when I’m cooking. Please
Can you imagine his smol rival's reaction if slopbot made it to the big time?I love Slopbot, he really needs his own range of merch. Bedding, soft toys, board shorts, stationery, cat accessories and work shirts.
And a 1000 piece jigsawI love Slopbot, he really needs his own range of merch. Bedding, soft toys, board shorts, stationery, cat accessories and work shirts.
Theres always a Bright Eyes song:It appears she's confused the AA motto 'One day at a time', with her cooking motto of 'One and done'
O/T: Looking at YOU Pose Season 3. On topic: Jack is a poser.I suspect Jack's picked up a lot of her notions from American TV shows. They tend to show things like therapy and recovery in a very over the top way. Her whole language and behaviour around the subject is off somehow.
You are not wrong there- I meant to nominate the Jackapillar cakes from?2 threads ago for the 2022 SloppiesThat was quite a grunk! I’m glad we are getting content for the 2022 sloppies already!
"How to completely trivialise addiction" - by Jack Monroe.I'm a bit ill, not enough to retweet that fact repeatedly, but enough to spend all day on the sofa. Earlier I was digging through some Jack Instagram archives.
There's some stuff that only becomes truly fucked up in hindsight, like the pets that get introduced, photographed 20 times in a month, then are never spoken of again. But I don't want to go into that too much...
I was curious about how long her veganism actually lasted. It started as Veganuary (although she didn't mention that in the infamous Guardian piece). By the 12th of February she was judging a kids' LGBT-themed baking contest (?), with plenty of non-vegan cakes:
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Then it gets a bit messy and full of contradictions. Non-vegan food (and face cream!) shows up quite regularly for the rest of 2016, and by the time we get into 2017 we see:
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I feel like she lied about being vegan a LOT longer than she actually was vegan...
If I'm still unwell tomorrow I might tally up the number of times she talks about her newfound sobriety. It happens a LOT - note the date here, October 2016:
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TBF, this is double the time she cracked it at the start of 2019. Still can't believe the Guardian saw fit to publish a piece in which she said: "It hasn’t been easy. At the time of writing this, I have been sober for exactly a week. The change has been remarkable."Lol @ the idea of cracking addiction in two weeks.
I can believe that Jack has issues with alcohol."How to completely trivialise addiction" - by Jack Monroe.
I don't believe her tales about alcoholism at all. She's a dangerous idiot .
I can believe that she sometimes drinks too much and acts like an even bigger hole than she actually is. And... that's probably where my belief ends.I can believe that Jack has issues with alcohol.
But I can also believe that they're exaggerated to garner sympathy.
Maybe, although I think that doing that comes under "having a problem with alcohol".I can believe that she sometimes drinks too much and acts like an even bigger hole than she actually is. And... that's probably where my belief ends.
Maybe, but in that case the vast majority of people have a problem with alcohol. Which may be correct (my view is skewed by where I live, I mean I don't want to pander to stereotypes but ... aye )Maybe, although I think that doing that comes under "having a problem with alcohol".
This is all truly shocking, but the most appalling bit is the thought of Jack as a houseguest dipping a grimy finger into someone else's face cream. That is not a question of taste, it's basic decency (more accurately, the lack of it).OK, so here we go - the sobriety timeline.
January 2016: Jack does Dry January...and her accounts! Truly a different era.
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February 2016. Dry January is over, time to celebrate.
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August 2016. Jack goes sober.
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...but not for long.
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September 2016: Jack limits herself to one drink a day.
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It doesn't last, either.
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October 2016: Jack has a drinking problem!
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December 2016: Gin o'clock
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March 2017: Jack is off the booze for Lent. Notice that last October's sobriety has been downgraded from recovering from alcoholism to just Sober October.
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7 days later. Lent is not over, sobriety is.
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April 2017. Jack goes sober again, this time for longer, and celebrates with sexy kumquat pics.
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October 2017. She's starting again.
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December 2017. No she isn't!
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Then nothing until January 2019 and the infamous Guardian column:
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Had to share this, I think it may be the least appetising thing she's ever cooked.
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