Jack Monroe #228 The winter of our fishcontent

[Wooh]

The petting of moss sums up Jack Monroe perfectly.

Person A posts photo of moss: nice mix of big nature and human build, stately old wall, rich in texture and light, a pleasure for the eyes

Other people post pics of stately grand moss in big nature etc

Jack posts jarring photo of yellow plastic grit bin with tiny teeny bit of poor green moss which of course she has to pet/crush with her hands because she can't leave well enough alone, tries to make new moss photo friend, fails to understand assignment

 

[Falkor]

Hold me closer, Tony Danza

Too early, damn it!!!

 

[Flash123]

I bet that béchamel will thicken in the oven

 

[Captainmouse]

Merry Christmas ninnies!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Silver Linings]

BECHAMEL!

 

[NomDeGuerre]

I’m making a (vegetarian) Irish stew today so feel both seem AND triangulated by Jackie.

Interestingly enough, I have exactly the same level of Irish ancestry as the Smol Pixie (albeit in the Republic) but would never deign to describe myself as Actually Irish (although I do always cry when reading Brooklyn).

 

[Silver Linings]

Yawn.

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Oh bleeping hell we’ve got Peter Kay Jack, haven’t we?

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

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Yawn.

Is soup celery = celeriac?

You have to love the squigs sometimes. They do try.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Dogmuck]

Sweet Jesus - does she just paste and copy previous tweets of her own. I know I’m not a psychic so I have defo seen this tit before. Heritage jack can just duck off!

 

[Sideboard Bob]

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Yawn.

Maybe this is her way of telling us she DOES have Covid now!

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Ireland has one of the most exciting food scenes in Europe at the moment. duck off with your boiled bacon and cabbage reductivism.

 

[OwlRightsReserved]

Oh god, Plastic Paddy Jack is going to be the worst.

I've an Irish father and an Irish husband and I wouldn't dare go on about Ireland the way she does.

ETA: you can buy brown lemonade in Sainsbury's. You can get Taytos online. Grated cheese baps are not inherently Irish. Cinnamon lozenges are in Asda. Why does she talk about these things like they're never to be seen again?

 

[Saint_clemmie]

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Black pudding, lol she's not even trying with the 90% vegan thing anymore.

 

[kachoochoo]

it's been about 5 bleeping minutes since the last round of irish jack!

fucks sake

 

[Flash123]

The fact that she automatically assumes Irish dishes contain loads of booze is really bleeping offensive.

 

[Silver Linings]