To be fair, this looks less edited than some of her actual selfies.
To be fair, this looks less edited than some of her actual selfies.Jack is an entirely humourless entity. She probably looks like this when she's on her grunk.
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I think someone asked her that in Thread 31, and she said something like “I SUPPOSE out of the thirty-thousand posts I MIGHT have laughed at one or two”.I wonder if Jack ever laughs whilst grunking?
She must do, there's some hell funny comments on here. Or maybe doesn't, I've seen her attempt at humour and it's nowhere near the quality produced by the Cable.
One or two comments out of thirty thousand have raised a wry smile, yes. Those aren't GREAT odds. And I am also able to laugh at myself sometimes, I know you may think I'm a joyless woke harpy, but even I am aware that sometimes I am fucking ridiculous. That manky sports bra will live on in my box of shame for a loooooooooong time.
The Arlene Foster filter is uncanny..Jack is an entirely humourless entity. She probably looks like this when she's on her grunk.
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well the supposedly sold laptop from the same time Miraculously reappearedI’d like to think even Jack couldn’t be so stupid as to lie about something like that but then I just think of all the receipts we have!
I often wonder what she thinks of the 'jacks' pictures, must be totally bizarre seeing a collection of yourselfI wonder if Jack ever laughs whilst grunking?
She must do, there's some hell funny comments on here. Or maybe doesn't, I've seen her attempt at humour and it's nowhere near the quality produced by the Cable.
I think she's referring to the hand movement when you separate a yolk from the white in your palm.Thing is, it’s not “wanking” eggs though is it? I mean it’s not genitalia and also it’s a really odd shape to Er replace genitalia. Wasn’t she just cracking or smooshing them?
ETA I don’t know why I ask that because I don’t actually want to know. She is a wanker though.
Now you say this, I think she was fishing for someone to say just that. Oh, your pictures are so kindly lovely use one of them!Maybe Jack should try something new, and produce jigsaws of her food pics? Fun for all the family: first you put it together, then you have to guess what the dish is supposed to be!
Damn, if only Jack didn't have him rinsing beans to make dry AF turkey meatballs for the GQ awards thing. Then that first line could've read "I learned basic skills in the kitchen thanks to [the NOT A CHEF] Jack Monroe". Foiled again! Hoist by her own disgusting food.A lovely article in The Graun about Marcus, Jack will be raging (I hope) about this -
I think she means the motion your arm makes when you separate egg whites from the yolk. I just use a cup personally I hate the feeling off egg yolk.Thing is, it’s not “wanking” eggs though is it? I mean it’s not genitalia and also it’s a really odd shape to Er replace genitalia. Wasn’t she just cracking or smooshing them?
ETA I don’t know why I ask that because I don’t actually want to know. She is a wanker though.
I do the tipping from one half of the egg shell to the other technique. Had no idea there was a wankers method to be honestI think she means the motion your arm makes when you separate egg whites from the yolk. I just use a cup personally I hate the feeling off egg yolk.
I agree and I hate the fact she thinks by using that term to describe the act of separating eggs she thinks she is being “edgy” and “alternative.”I think she means the motion your arm makes when you separate egg whites from the yolk. I just use a cup personally I hate the feeling off egg yolk.
https://giphy.com/wYyTHMm50f4DmI must have been doing wanking wrong all these years.
Shade! OoofA lovely article in The Graun about Marcus, Jack will be raging (I hope) about this -
Some of those jigsaws are just pure torture.
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