Jack Monroe #227 Between major and priest

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I said well done!
Has achieved sentience?????

I wanted taxman/woman stop getting Bond wrong Alan but it’s too niche.
Here’s Alan just before HMRC came to tea

https://giphy.com/P21z8L8KZUboQ
 
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I've been BUSY working on a little magnum opus themed around the fact that poverty food blogger Jack Monroe deliberately spoiled her brexit ballot. Then she stockpiled tins like a greedy selfish tory instead of having a sharing outlook and donating those tins to a foodbank (without her name attached).

I call it Peak Narc Cunt.


Apologies to JRR Tolkien. Pls don't eat me Smaug.
 
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Who the fuck is going to sack you? You don’t t even do anything.
Maybe she is thinking about the time she quite rightly got sacked from sainsbury’s for being a hateful cunt about Cameron’s dead child. She certainly let loose what she was thinking then.
 
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Thank LJC the arthritis held off until the jigsaw was finished.
 
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No idea where this will land but I just have to get it off my ginormous chest. Her use of ‘Darlings’ makes me want to scream. Patronising Mx.
 
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Oh Isa what talent! The quiet batperson! The “page not found”
And Flash’s tax man avatar!
 
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Screaming. It's like a Where's Wally, canned food edition with the biggest Wally to ever exist as the feature
 
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Oh Vlad, Jack will you accuse you of being a nasty troll when they grunk along later.

 
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I cannellini believe she still doesn't know how to bloody spell cannellini. When I next go round to pilfer her Christmas decs I'm going to leave her a copy of the Oxford English Dictionary on her doorstep. Tinfoil knob.
 
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Oh Isa what talent! The quiet batperson! The “page not found”
And Flash’s tax man avatar!
She inspired me to search for tax man images and Google delivered this charming chap…. I forgot back in 1978 he would have been on tv to remind people to do their tax. Perhaps he needs to knock on the door of the shitty bungalow
 
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I was about to go to bed but having seen this I think I'm gonna have a few more beers and try not to have nightmares
 
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Her pasta looks like those cuppa-soup style pasta things you get in the paper packets.
 
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