Jack Monroe #227 Between major and priest

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kachoochoo

HotesTilaire said:
I shall start a list in no tes 9n my phone, Katchoochoo style, for next years!
Also if Trifle defender, ICO squiggle and GoHenry Squiggle and any Viggles are lurking today, we love you!!!!and Miggle!
Not this fuckwit
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godspeed, hotes
 
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Cookiecookie

Bloody hell. I dared go to bed with five pages to catch up on, ended up with 23!

What a truly awful person she is. There's just seriously nothing about her that's nice at all.
 
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Jelly Bean

I didn't get the mournful suicide hinting vibes originally but now yes they seem clear.
Obviously nobody would wish anyone to be that unhappy.
But Jack so often tries to upset and worry people. I don't know why. She seems incredibly immature.
 
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MaineCoonMama

Prune or peach, try one of each, haha! I'm on the bus, dear Slopbot, and very thankful I'm wearing a mask so nobody can see I've hooted up a lung.
 
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kachoochoo

HotesTilaire said:
Does notes have autocarrot? Asking for a friend who hasn’t yet been able to make her morning slowcooker porridge yet this year...
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*sucks teeth* well, depends what sort of keyboard you've got running here

samsung default operates autocarrot just fine for me, depends if you want anything fancier

any other list queries gratefully received!
 
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Yorkiepud

Jack's behaviour is coming across as dry drunk symptoms. I truly empathise with them, but I have never had to sit on my Twitterer hands more than I have today. Revolting tweets, quite honestly, and I hope all mithering ninnies feel OK tonight Also; Jack needs more help. Sadly.
 
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colouredlines

Let's not forget the real victim in all of this drama: the poor squiggle still patiently waiting for that chocolate & prune slop recipe, getting hungrier by the hour.
 
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Sideboard Bob

Marmalade Atkins said:
Getting my Twitter and Insta mixed up.

Jack has just refollowed Ruby on Twitter.

Above screenshot is Insta.

Does anyone know if Ruby follows Jack on Twitter?
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I don’t think she does! I follow Ruby on twitter, and she doesn’t show up with the list of “followers you know” on Jack’s list of followers.
 
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HotesTilaire

kachoochoo said:
*sucks teeth* well, depends what sort of keyboard you've got running here

samsung default operates autocarrot just fine for me, depends if you want anything fancier

any other list queries gratefully received!
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I might go “WFK” old school and use paper
I knew the recent sickly sweet Jack was going to have an alien style narc rage escape but today was quite something. And those people who wanted to buy the over saturated tree picture are buggered now.
 
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Top Trumpd

I’ve been away for a while but now back and alive! To save grunting please can someone tell me if she has now moved address? I’m very confused!
 
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L3moning

skronkywildcat said:
Who fucking knows?
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As "Who F- ing knows" because of rules against swears.

Alternatively, although I suspect this might have been done¹, "You're guess is as good as mine", a-la Life On Mars

¹if not for this thread then I'm sure I've seen it somewhere on tattle
 
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