So 24 hours we had requests for girl's names, oversaturated photos being glued into frames and get outta my pub uterus. Recovery is a long process and the real addiction she needs to address is social media.
Hakuna your tatas did it for me.Don't have a rack attack...
Wait did she claim that her labia were so (big /unruly) that she needed three pairs of knickers to keep them in check?I know we reference this a lot, but have we ever calculated how long such a labia could be? Surely the avg knickers would be like what, one or two hand span worth of labia before they started to struggle? What purpose do the additional knickers serve? Did she distribute like 10cm length into each pair wound round Nokia 3310 Snake style or did she just scrunch the whole thing up into one pair and use the other two as structural support?
For a bunch of mithering about duck all ninnies we’ve failed to get to the bottom of this one.
She was working in a bar selling “dodgy dusty out of date” shots of booze wearing a bikini (it was a late 00s phenomenon) sensible idea if you ask me (the pants, not being a teenage bikini booze flogger) apparently their are pics and the press would LOVE to get their hands on them (couldn’t be less interested)Wait did she claim that her labia were so (big /unruly) that she needed three pairs of knickers to keep them in check?
Hate to go off topic but there was an article in a local rag about that Dishoom you might want to readHave woken up in the middle of the night and had a read and now I am worried about falling back to sleep and some Mr tickle labia attacking me.
Worst of all I worry in case I bump into Jack at the small independent restaurant dishoom at the weekend!
Absolutely!Wait did she claim that her labia were so (big /unruly) that she needed three pairs of knickers to keep them in check?
Not being funny but wtf is the ‘thing’ circled?? Apols that we may have scrutinised this at the time but it’s been a loooong year and I don’t remember.Not coping with labia chat so gone back to a year ago on Instagram and funnily enough although she was posting A LOT, she didn’t today.
Yesterday was grilled banana (with POPB) porridge and tomorrow the light comes back into her eyes after filming a new TV show (Dr thing I think). She looks 5.
Decided not to do a poll and go with the former.
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Bacon and porridge is a NO from me.Not coping with labia chat so gone back to a year ago on Instagram and funnily enough although she was posting A LOT, she didn’t today.
Yesterday was grilled banana (with POPB) porridge and tomorrow the light comes back into her eyes after filming a new TV show (Dr thing I think). She looks 5.
Decided not to do a poll and go with the former.
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It's kind of a shame she didn't include her hands in this shot, as it would have been the spit of this ...Not coping with labia chat so gone back to a year ago on Instagram and funnily enough although she was posting A LOT, she didn’t today.
Yesterday was grilled banana (with POPB) porridge and tomorrow the light comes back into her eyes after filming a new TV show (Dr thing I think). She looks 5.
Decided not to do a poll and go with the former.
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It looks like Gru's shadow. We all know how much the minions love bananas, though even they would draw the line at that mush.Not being funny but wtf is the ‘thing’ circled?? Apols that we may have scrutinised this at the time but it’s been a loooong year and I don’t remember.
ETA: ..and I’m TIRED!
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