Odd that she responds to the comment that was flagged here
Jack Monroe #222 Thank you is two words
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Astounding levels of twattery. NOBODY in her replies at the time mentioned pregnancy. Does she realise that not all 345k followers know she likes cats and has been crumb dropping about getting a new cat? Anyone who responded, assumed cat or just joined in the stupid name game. She googled the pregnancy bot article and showed everyone and then typed up a furious reply on her notes app and is now scolding anyone who dares point out that it's an obvious conclusion to jump to.
yes, you are engaging with them and no, you don't think, and that is the crux of all your problems. No-Think Jack, can’t bear to look back.
I mean, given how well it went when she breadcrumbed about age gaps for siblings then ended up sharing other people’s private business on twitter explaining SB’s dad was about to expand his family and she wasn’t preggo, you’d think she’d know how this would go. She knew exactly
Jack hun don’t fret about the emails in your inbox from news agencies, just imagine they’re like emails from people who bought stuff from you that hasn’t been sent yet, or shared their traumatic stories at your request, and IGNORE
Jack hun don’t fret about the emails in your inbox from news agencies, just imagine they’re like emails from people who bought stuff from you that hasn’t been sent yet, or shared their traumatic stories at your request, and IGNORE
If she had received any journo emails she would have been on one of the news sites today, she loves the media spotlight! I don't think she got any at all!
Probably why she tweeted the article
'Much Twattery' sounds like a location in a Marple mystery.Lolololololol
Cue much Wailing and gnashing of teeth
Much twattery
I bet Jack thinks being pregnant will get her a lighter sentence for not paying her taxes.
It's almost certainly easier to just pay your taxes.
I wonder how much she owes.
Yes, if only she would file the accounts....
An unruly moon that you need to tuck into 3 pairs of pants.
No and no.So has Jack Monroe director of On a Bootstrap Ltd paid her taxes yet? And is she pregnant?
duck off with your crap about being reluctantly in the public gaze. If you didn't want to be there you wouldn't be tweeting tit about sweets or hints about baby cat names just to get more engagement and followers.
Only a tiny portion of your output is books and political essays. Even your hunger hurts with the dubious baby-milk-drinking claims and potatoes with more of your sob story contains personal info.
Your latest big bit of publicity was Diva where you got to show a bit of tit and talk about your personal life.
You could be like Miguel Barcley and his fantastic £1 meals and just stick to the cooking. I have no idea what kind of personal life he has but his recipes speak for themselves. He's got a twitter where he posts sporadically about food and his books, no drama or chaos.
Here is someone fresher with budget vegan and storecupboard meals getting into someone's niche!
Why ...WHY would you put it out on public social media that it took 3 pairs of pants to tuck your unruly labia in to?
It's not cute, funny, sexy, informative, helpful, kind... it's just totally
It's not cute, funny, sexy, informative, helpful, kind... it's just totally
I am imagining the editors of the bot page to be actual robots and cousins of Slopbot, in the same way that in my head the GoHenry Twitter account was being run by Henry the Hoover (even though it was a completely different thing Walliams pile on gif Henry and Credit Card Chaos Henry got conflated in my brain).
It does explain why she seems to ‘flap’ so much about thingsWhy ...WHY would you put it out on public social media that it took 3 pairs of pants to tuck your unruly labia in to?
It's not cute, funny, sexy, informative, helpful, kind... it's just totally
did anyone screenshot the article before the good people of buzzmount saw sense and took it down? it'd be such a shame if such a searing piece of journalism was never seen again
Reluctantly in the spotlight or constantly trying to go viral?
Any time anyone mentions being pregnant, I always think of this classic YouTube vid of a guy reading out questionable spellings of pregnant. My favourite is prrrrrre-ganté.
This segues nicely into an amazing example of Jack Malaprop that I found earlier in her recipe for red lentil and mandarin curry (her Twitter likes contained a squig singing its praises which is how I got there). She wrote '...what are my odds of sneaking in the bullet blender [aff link] I bought her for Christmas but didn’t have the kahunas to hand over? ?'. Kahuna is the Hawaiian word for an expert. The word she is looking for is 'cojones'. Ay, pendejo
This segues nicely into an amazing example of Jack Malaprop that I found earlier in her recipe for red lentil and mandarin curry (her Twitter likes contained a squig singing its praises which is how I got there). She wrote '...what are my odds of sneaking in the bullet blender [aff link] I bought her for Christmas but didn’t have the kahunas to hand over? ?'. Kahuna is the Hawaiian word for an expert. The word she is looking for is 'cojones'. Ay, pendejo
Now how can we get these bots to pick up on the fact that she’s still not paid her tax?
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