Hopefully her patreons will spot this, and wake up to the fact they have paid monthly for invisible 50 shades of beige postcards
Jack Monroe #221 She is the antichrist of nourishment
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Between that and Jack's photos, people really will buy any old crap, won't they?
Bib for thread title nomination.
It’s in the podcast! A definite callback to us, I thinkI didn’t read the pdf, did she admit to the sideboards?
Yeah she said something stupid like 'you can have an addiction to anything, alcohol, something something something SIDEBOARDS' as though her purchasing 7 Cotswolds Co sideboards was indicative of a sideboard addiction rather than, say, some sort of displacement activity or whatever. Such expertise and self-knowledge!
I think Jack is referring to the DIVA .pdf piece. She then goes out and blows almost £300 of her fee on an unnecessary suit. Money flows through her fingers like water.
Surprise surprise, if this was a serious venture, Jack would be costing out the materials and adding a bit for a profit.
But then Jack pretty much admits it's just another grifting opportunity.
PAY YOUR TAXES AND STOP GRIFTING
I don't know if it's just because I know Jack took it but this photo pure gives me the heebie jeebies, imagining it on a wall in my flat actually terrifies me. It's giving me threatening vibes.
Also, I wonder why she hasn't watermarked it jack monroe
Also, I wonder why she hasn't watermarked it jack monroe
Jesus suffering duck.
Forgive me if this is insensitive, but the whole “I’m going to make pictures! Look at this artwork! I’m setting up a business!” reminds me of folk pissed/on Coke who think everything is the BEST THING EVER!
Its like Jack became actually intoxicated by the engagement brought by all the tweets suggesting names.
She needs to knock all this Twitter tit on the head otherwise she’ll never achieve a successful long term recovery.
Forgive me if this is insensitive, but the whole “I’m going to make pictures! Look at this artwork! I’m setting up a business!” reminds me of folk pissed/on Coke who think everything is the BEST THING EVER!
Its like Jack became actually intoxicated by the engagement brought by all the tweets suggesting names.
She needs to knock all this Twitter tit on the head otherwise she’ll never achieve a successful long term recovery.
It looks like the Elmo fire gif to me
(minus Elmo)
It's hardly ground breaking, there are literally thousands of better examples available at a quick search.
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People are still sending her names beginning with C. Losers.
Jack's desperation for attention (and money) is almost palpable right now.
If she were a nicer person I would feel sorry for her, but as she isn't...I SHAN'T.
If she were a nicer person I would feel sorry for her, but as she isn't...I SHAN'T.
I think you’re all missing the point. Jack is a smol urchin wiv a smol boy who is just trying to keep their hearts full even if that means living in a rented bungalow. And she has done a recovery. Rattle rattle.
She will have to wade through all of those mentions to find the people who want a print.
Have you ever wondered what the Eye Of Sauron would look like, if it was a tree? MERRY CHRISTMAS!
So... would it be (C)ynical to suggest the (C) tweets were to bring up engagement in order to (C)apitalise on the potential for (C)ashing in on the (C)rap photo?
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