Jack Monroe #221 She is the antichrist of nourishment
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What a find! But how are we supposed to know who took the photo without a giant name plastered across it?
THANK YOU IS TWO WORDS.
Imagine how cheap and rubbish the frames are if she’s selling a framed, SIGNED photo for £18.
Hobbycraft have a half price frames sale on.
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It's going to be Wilkos. I feel it in my water!
We roll our eyes at the squiggles wanting to pay more for a tit photo of a tree, but let's be honest...if a framed Celery. Edinburgh. were available, it would be under every cabal tree this Xmas.
Bloody ell. How many 18 quid plus tips crappy prints would you need to sell before you could buy a 300 quid suit for no good reason. Wish I had a calculator watch to check. SHAN'T just use the calculator app on one of my 5 phones.
Is she messing with us? Crowdsourcing names for a kitten, trotting to the post office to sell photos...
Round and round and round in the circle game...
Round and round and round in the circle game...
eighteen quid for a picture of a tree?! I cannot! 
imagine opening that on xmas day. a picture of a tree pritt sticked to a piece of wilko's finest cardboard
I mean, it's never going to come to anything anyway, don't know why I'm thinking about it!
imagine opening that on xmas day. a picture of a tree pritt sticked to a piece of wilko's finest cardboard I mean, it's never going to come to anything anyway, don't know why I'm thinking about it!
Oh duck off Jack you grasping twit. If you want to charge £30 for a poorly-mounted print of your oversaturated completely unedited tree then just do it (your paypigs will happily pay it) instead of making a show of selflessly asking a lower price but making sure people know they can tip more if they want, since they asked, tee hee!
Better put the post office on notice now so they can start recruiting extra staff and get their contingency plans in place, we know how famously unreliable "they" are when it comes to posting things people have paid you for.
Better put the post office on notice now so they can start recruiting extra staff and get their contingency plans in place, we know how famously unreliable "they" are when it comes to posting things people have paid you for.
Nah, there's no way even Jack could spin finally finishing that (originally due last September) as being on time. Unless she's using her usual slippery tactics. "Yes, I've had 4 deadline extensions, but THIS ONE was on time."
Oh LJC brace yourself beloved Cabal/Cable for Valentines tweets from squigs of ‘sorry to bother you Jack but I bought a tree photo from you for a Christmas gift and it still hasn’t arrived? Any ideas why? No problem if not have an extra £20 to apologise for my bothering of you’
"I'd need to pace myself for post runs".
I fell over laughing.
She's not seriously going to use the old postal service let me down trick, is she?
I fell over laughing.
She's not seriously going to use the old postal service let me down trick, is she?
Pfft, don't you even have a FANCY wooden one? They're completely necessary for busy people to do their work, so I'm told.
It really is like we've gone back in time. That who wants to buy a print stuff is straight outta 2010. Social media addiction still in full swing.Is she messing with us? Crowdsourcing names for a kitten, trotting to the post office to sell photos...
A week or two ago she said the light was back, but then she was 'so far from okay it's laughable' and now she's cured again - I can't keep up
I'd love it if she cleaned out hobbycraft of frames, then realised that all the squigs who expressed interest were only shitting her.
Art Jack will do my cnut in. She really thinks she's a creative genius.
Art Jack will do my cnut in. She really thinks she's a creative genius.
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