Jack Monroe #221 She is the antichrist of nourishment

[Sideboard Bob]

Here's an overhead view, check out those lentil sprinkles!
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Also, sorry but “celestially perfect“?! Has she ever seen the night sky? It’s almost impressive how she managed to insult the entire universe by comparing it to that cream and fag ash slop.

 

[BlendedSlop]

 

[SlopAmbsase]

Also, sorry but “celestially perfect“?! Has she ever seen the night sky? It’s almost impressive how she managed to insult the entire universe by comparing it to that cream and fag ash slop.

Also Fraus, let’s please not gloss over the fact she served it in a light fitting. A 1970’s pub plexiglass rusty light fitting. LJC.

 

[Lanie]

I don't know perhaps the reason I never made it as a cook.

I like ordinary bowls...

 

[MancBee]

Here's an overhead view, check out those lentil sprinkles!
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They're cat biscuits.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

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Well that confirms Jack isn't a slug then, given how few teeth you need to eat slop.

 

[Vinbisha]

My cats have middle names.
In fact, one of them is James.

Am I Jack?

 

[SlopAmbsase]

And you know when she grunks she’s going to be like ‘hmmm, jellied eel base, salmon paste mousse, roe and sardine sprinkles… ‘



Are we feeding the monster…?

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

My rabbits have middle names

 

[Lanie]

And you know when she grunks she’s going to be like ‘hmmm, jellied eel base, salmon paste mousse, roe and sardine sprinkles… ‘



Are we feeding the monster…?

If that happens I will be storming off. Tattle rules are no. This will be me

There's only so much a frau can take.

 

[PortiaControl]

Here's an overhead view, check out those lentil sprinkles!
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That is rank. Gotta be a late nom for the Sloppies?!

 

[BananaSmith]

OTE="Lanie, post: 7078279, member: 42247"]
Why does her cat have a middle name?
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[Sideboard Bob]

My cats have middle names.
In fact, one of them is James.

Am I Jack?

I love how this reads like a riddle.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Woman who served me in Lidl yesterday told me she is getting a puppy, and her and her boyfriend are debating whether to give it a double barrelled surname.

 

[Lanie]

My cats have middle names.
In fact, one of them is James.

Am I Jack?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

I’m sure @MancBee can professionally confirm this - but I would hazard a guess that a light fitting like that would have spent its life attached to an artex ceiling, possibly an asbestos-y one, so defs not something I’d want to eat out of?

Maybe that’s what the floating bits in the bottom are?

 

[kachoochoo]

I think middle names for cats work when it’s along the lines of darts player names, like Phil “The Power” Taylor.

cooper "the contempt" monroe

 

[hollywood]

This really annoys me. She might as well say “squid have 8 legs. How terrifying is that?”

Science and nature are amazing. Stop simplifying the wonder of it for likes.

And put trifle in a bowl with a wider top than bottom.

My cats have middle names.
In fact, one of them is James.

Am I Jack?

my cats don’t have middle names but are called by many different names . Mainly fucks sake fat bastards because they break into cupboards and the fridge and steal food relentlessly. I’m not kidding.We have to block off doors with strategically placed chairs.

 

[bowiethesdmn]

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Shaking silently so my wife doesn't ask what I'm laughing at

 

[Vinbisha]

Just checked and I've never made trifle in a light fitting, so no. Phew.

Incidentally, this is my new expression of surprise as in "trifle in a light fitting, what was that?!"