Ugh!!! Why is it all so totally horrible? Who eats like that? Who seriously thinks...lets mash up bacon and beans and anchovies and loads of other weird stuff. It's.... it's a joke, isn't it?
Jack Monroe #219 Why you sob? Russell Hobb
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Ummm. Where has that thing that was meant to be 15s gone?
Was that real life?
Was that just a fantasy?
Caught in our screenshots, no escape from Jack’s catastrophes.
Words that do not belong in a food description
Goop
Nosh
Smattering
Hoof
Scrabble
Twang
Goop
Nosh
Smattering
Hoof
Scrabble
Twang
I think she was using up leftover Christmas chocolates, so we should see that one during next month's gig of a lifetime.
My Sunday night distraction rather than completing my Uni assignment is ‘can you actually taste anything in that dish or will it just be the POBP’. I’m sure a more knowledgeable Frau will be along soon but surely strong flavours like those shouldn’t go together?
Bacon? With anchovies? What’s wrong with a bacon and tomato sandwich in olive bread?!!
Bacon? With anchovies? What’s wrong with a bacon and tomato sandwich in olive bread?!!
At least we were spared slop and stench on this occasion.
I like a Caesar salad with snipped up anchovies and crunchy bacon bits but that’s more seasoning than substance.
I mean, it's solid. the ingredients are identifiable, yet it's still one of the worst things she's ever produced 
and why do the words "homemade vinegar" fill me with dread?
and why do the words "homemade vinegar" fill me with dread?
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Yeah yeah so wonderful that she 'noshed' it straight from the serving side plate, barely pausing for breath.
Almost passing out at its sheer deliciousness.
Keep yakkin' Monroe.
Almost passing out at its sheer deliciousness.
Keep yakkin' Monroe.
I'm fairly sure (and was hoping) that the cursed fifteens she made the other day was actually a cursed version of rocky road - and if we go by yesterday's tweet to her ma - she's foisted it onto her
@kachoochoo hun, is this one on the list?!
Because I’ll add that to the list of things we’ll never see again.
Because I’ll add that to the list of things we’ll never see again.
Apart from celery, none of that is seasonal is it?
Does she never just fancy whacking some oven chips and a frozen pizza in the oven? It’s a straightforward tea, offers flavour and texture and a couple of oven trays, plate and cutlery isn’t a massive amount of washing up to do.
I reckon she ordered a Christmas dinner pizza. Had tea stewing in the slow cooker.
No washing up.
Pizza on the sofa.
One and done
Is it me, or do those beans make it look like a dish with worms on I’m A Celebrity.
In reality and all too often, 'quick pickled' translates to 'dunked in vinegar'
I’d rather eat I’m A Celeb worms than anything Jack makes
I'm going to quietly assume that the 'quick-pickled beans' are not the ones that take four days
aye, it is. with the deadline too
7 weeks to go. I am waiting with my breath fully baited
Ugh. That's like week old kebab left lying with maggots taking up residence. Ugh ugh
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