Almost a full house
I was having a break from Jack when this happened so might have a little grunk later, thanks dear heartThread 121...
Jack Monroe #121 Fahrenheit 106
I have gained all the enjoyment I can out of the £4.34 christmas dinner and I wanna new recipe! If I am kept entertained over the christmas period I pledge to donate £10 to Magic Brekky.tattle.life
I'll definitely read that thread again now! You forget the fine detailsFahrenheit 106 was allegedly her temperature when she had Covid. The most Covidy Covid that anyone has ever had.
Whilst in the grip of the virus, she went to the chippy for a chippy tea and the paper shop to buy multiple copies of the Daily Express. Anyone new to this thread would think us mithering ninny bullies made this lot up. No, dear readers - the receipts are here in these threads.
Mayor Onion Police??Smol Pixie tax evasion has become so chronic they've gone and made a game about it...
It's so Jack it involves getting a trophy for turning up.
Edited to alter a gauch turn of phrase I used.
Couldn't agree more. Trifley D...I love how we initially liked the trifle defender just because she saw through Jack, and, well, defended her trifle.
But it turns out she’s also such a cool person. I love her Twitter, you read through it and think “ah, THIS is how good a food writer’s Twitter can be!”.
She highlights so much in her local community, but then also shows the work of food writers and recipes from all over the world. You can tell she has such a keen interest in it all and knows her stuff.
Then you look at Jack’s tweets in comparison and they’re even more
Trifley D you are a queen!
I can’t remember who came up with that nickname but it’s genius!Couldn't agree more. Trifley D...
Great to see you back, Billy B. With your eldest now chiming in too, are you a full household of Jack watchers n 'haterz' yet?If you don’t have any bread, cake crumbs will do. Or you could scoop them up from your bird table…crumbs are crumbs are crumbs, innit?!
@BeautifulTrauma you truly are a superstar. Mrs. B observed wisely that your cake would ‘probably give the whole cabal the shits just from looking at the bleeping thing. Still looks better than Jack’s though (and I bet her fingernails are cleaner)’
Have you got to the bit about the missing roasties ? ‘So I’ve been reading the trifle thread and the one following, which is basically Jack being smug about Christmas lunch. She’s so far made cauliflower cheese stuffing (what the duck) and parsnip mash in the slow cooker.
From the Covid japes, I can only conclude she’s lying by the fact she didn’t live tweet her trip to the testing centre and then her subsequent test result. She would never have missed an opportunity for sympathy. That’s for sure.
The part where she conducts a house vote that she will always win and deprives LJC and SB of one of their favourite foods? If so, yes.Have you got to the bit about the missing roasties ? ‘
It is. Love Sidey B too.I can’t remember who came up with that nickname but it’s genius!
I wonder if there will be a Sunday chaos today?
Me too sidey, she’s an absolute queen, along with her very dedicated highlights of her own locality, if she’s goes somewhere else she’s all over every little foodie venue with massive praise and promotion. On top of that she’s funny, entertaining, has skillz and is constantly promoting other chefs/cooks books. All round goodI love how we initially liked the trifle defender just because she saw through Jack, and, well, defended her trifle.
But it turns out she’s also such a cool person. I love her Twitter, you read through it and think “ah, THIS is how good a food writer’s Twitter can be!”.
She highlights so much in her local community, but then also shows the work of food writers and recipes from all over the world. You can tell she has such a keen interest in it all and knows her stuff.
Then you look at Jack’s tweets in comparison and they’re even more
Trifley D you are a queen!
Lovely vivid colours. Are you standing in a sunbeam?I don't imagine her slop/drain hair manual is dropping any time soon. She said early December for the world's densest brioche but she didn't specify which December and it's probably just a blog post.
I am sorry to say I have spotted the first sign of the local glove population in its annual decline
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No, Mayor Onion is the Old Chief.Mayor Onion Police??