Jack Monroe #121 Fahrenheit 106

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I have gained all the enjoyment I can out of the £4.34 christmas dinner and I wanna new recipe! If I am kept entertained over the christmas period I pledge to donate £10 to Magic Brekky.
 
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Happy Christmas Eve Frauen und Herren, hope everyone is doing ok... thank you all for providing so much entertainment since I joined in September...
Jack strikes me as someone who’ll never be happy with her presents so am fairly sure there’ll be some festive chaos 🎄
Bring it on I say!

She claims rather a lot of luxe-y looking things as gifts (which she may or may not gift to herself!) Seems strange to me, as an adult she still gets 'big' presents, but each to their own I guess
 
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She claims rather a lot of luxe-y looking things as gifts (which she may or may not gift to herself!) Seems strange to me, as an adult she still gets 'big' presents, but each to their own I guess
She seems like the type who would have a tantrum if her gifts weren't to her liking, even at her big age.
 
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She really has some anger issues.

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Better than what you'd create, Jack!
 
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Jack completed COVID in record time! Christmas chaos incoming, thank you Jack, always wanting to entertain her 'fans'* 🥰🥰🥰

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It’s alright, luv, don’t stress. When we see the tit you come up with, we normally just cry.
 
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Jack completed COVID in record time! Christmas chaos incoming, thank you Jack, always wanting to entertain her 'fans'* 🥰🥰🥰

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She's so bleeping predictable. Has to be better for Christmas so she can do her Christmas dinner and tweet about it to get likes. Such a lying piece of tit.
 
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Jack completed COVID in record time! Christmas chaos incoming, thank you Jack, always wanting to entertain her 'fans'* 🥰🥰🥰

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Yes and we wasted the ‘gone viral’ thread title now she is recovered. 2020 can’t get any worse.
 
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It's a good engagement strategy though, her followers will be responding with their take on triffle ("I like mine with a layer of rinsed spaghetti-O's"), so good for the stats etc.

Or, she's trying to be cute by 'berating' the BBC for the thing she does herself all the bleeping time (but worse).
 
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Just had a look to see if Jack's ever written a trifle recipe (so we can see how to do it the 'correct' way) and can't find anything 🤔
This is her stunning looking fruit cocktail cake though.

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