Jack Monroe #219 Why you sob? Russell Hobb

[Shesaidwhat?]

She'll be snaking into Russell Slob's DMs trying to be some sort of middleman for them donating somewhere so she can get the credit for it

She’ll be snaking in their DMs with her address to send the free kettle more like

On a grunk so apologies if already said but don’t forget ‘Hotes Oats’ @HotesTilaire - sentient oats.

Oh I’m trying to forget

 

[Captainmouse]

Googled light cooking oil asda and it brings up olive! Fancy/pricey

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Flash123]

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Hahahahaha I thought the anchovy post was a pisstake about the cake!

 

[Sideboard Bob]

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Oh great. More prunes, coming soon.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

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*Oliver Twist voice* please Mods can we have an eye roll reaction?

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

IT'S NOT LOW SUGAR WHEN IT HAS THREE SOURCES OF SUGAR IN, JACK. STOP ADVISING DIABETICS, YOU ARE RISKING THEIR HEALTH.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

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Yeah, because the sugar in the fruit and the fruit makes absolutely zero difference to diabetics....and they won't be in the slightest affected by the following day of shitting every ten seconds...

twit.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Yeah, because the sugar in the fruit and the fruit makes absolutely zero difference to diabetics....

twit.

Especially when fructose can be problematic for people with T2D.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Thank you @BeautifulTrauma for that, who’d have ever thought we’d spend our Saturday nights cackling at some tit cake mix?

Can’t believe there are people out there who truly believe she donates her excess earnings to food banks, why would anyone believe anything like that without the receipts…? Moronic.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Yikes.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Yikes.

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Surely the one ingredient is just mushrooms?

Blended mushrooms? Considering how poorly they grate this must be a load of tit!

 

[Clovis]

Yikes.

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What's the one ingredient, a tin of mushroom soup?

 

[FrumpyCat]

Especially when fructose can be problematic for people with T2D.

No doubt Jack will be along to justify her dangerous 'advice' with some rubbish she has made up.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

How the duck do you make a sloppy cake

Is lasagne squig the same Brenda of Brenda's bangers fame?? Please tell me it is. I'm a big fan, very familiar with her body of work.

 

[Emmapism]

Such an amazing cook. Really. I marvel at how such a brilliant mind operates.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Such an amazing cook. Really. I marvel at how such a brilliant mind operates.

 

[Boyo]

Random speciality-tea-soaked dried fruit? Yeah, completed it, mate.

 

[BlendedSlop]

Thank you @BeautifulTrauma for that, who’d have ever thought we’d spend our Saturday nights cackling at some tit cake mix?

Can’t believe there are people out there who truly believe she donates her excess earnings to food banks, why would anyone believe anything like that without the receipts…? Moronic.

It's truly breathtaking how gullible her fans are. But I'm also starting to think I'd be much happier going through life being as oblivious as them?

What's the one ingredient, a tin of mushroom soup?

One mushroom, surely?

(5p, serves 4-6)

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Is lasagne squig the same Brenda of Brenda's bangers fame?? Please tell me it is. I'm a big fan, very familiar with her body of work.

Omg I’ve just checked and yep, the very same!