Today has been next level slopdom.
Is it a pisstake or does she actually think what she is producing and posting looks good enough for human consumption?
It feels as though since the SM break, we have had Jack cubed. You don’t need to make up for that missed time hun, that is the point of the break. I know it’s all shits and giggles, but this stuff she is actually producing is going to be published in a month isn’t it?
How?
Why?
(we cry)
I doubt very much anything will be published... it's all on my list innit?
no poverty memoir, no tinned fish or fruit recipes, no #jackshacks will ever make it into print
if I am proved wrong, I will eat a sardine and inexplicable egg combo - with celery