Jack Monroe #219 Why you sob? Russell Hobb
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I never feel clever/witty enough to post in this thread so I lurk from the sidelines, but I've popped in to say I thoroughly enjoyed the live cookalong though I have now been put off cooking my dinner.
Come on Jack, Beautiful-T took one for the team and actually ATE some of your wet turd in a tin cake, balls in your court now! Grab a dirty spoon and eat it yourself!
Jack is just a food criminal but thank you for your effort to prove it. How she’s got away with it for so long is beyond belief.
An aside, I had a look for @GrunkaLunka earlier and saw the thread title Bum MInts
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Cake. Wasn't there mention of a caesarean? So, prunes or no prunes, no cake at all for the youngling. Unless she counted him on the way in, which sounds a bit like cheating to me.*
Also: 200 units a week? That's almost two cases of wine. No wonder she couldn't afford butter.
*Sorry if this is a little obscure. If confused, check for cake in 'Jack for Dummies' in the Wiki.
Also: 200 units a week? That's almost two cases of wine. No wonder she couldn't afford butter.
*Sorry if this is a little obscure. If confused, check for cake in 'Jack for Dummies' in the Wiki.
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Jackie are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay Jackie?Jack is just a food criminal but thank you for your effort to prove it. How she’s got away with it for so long is beyond belief.
An aside, I had a look for @GrunkaLunka earlier and saw the thread title Bum MInts
You've been hit by, you've been slopped by, a Food Criminal!
Anyone who recreates that recipie
Did a squig genuinely ask if she’d poured gravy over it? And accepted this would be an ok thing to pour over the “cake”?
I am
over here at this and then @BeautifulTrauma lived up to her name and created a trauma in a tin. I salute you, dear heart. You took one for the team, you brave, brave Frau.
I am
over here at this and then @BeautifulTrauma lived up to her name and created a trauma in a tin. I salute you, dear heart. You took one for the team, you brave, brave Frau.Genuine question, do you put breadcrumbs on a lasagna?
Hey I “know“ you from the celeb gossip threads! We’re just a bunch of mithering ninnies here really. Get used to being put off your dinner, but also, please try not to eat or drink while reading along, because you will laugh out loud at the wrong moment!
@BeautifulTrauma I don‘t know if I’m horrified or impressed that you tasted that, you really took one for the team!
Absolutely x
I guess if it's not quite dry enough for you and you want more of an arid landscape effect with your dinner..?
(I don't personally on lasagne but some people make a cheesy/crunchy topping on baked pasta dishes by using breadcrumbs with the cheese)
It doesn’t look cooked to me.
It's more a thing on macaroni cheese than lasagna, but I don't see why not, although not in the amounts that squig seems to have used.
I went to see Dune last week. Is there any spice in it?
If you were craving chocolate cake (and if you were skint, which I always assume is one of the requirements when having to consult one of Jack's 'recipes') surely you would A) buy a wee cheap cake for £1 or so, or B) buy a packet mix cake for a similar price.
That recipe is one of pure desperation and I don't mean moneywise, I mean stranded on a desert island and the only way to get off it is Mary Berry herself (rip) has demanded you produce a baked good out of those particular ingredients
That recipe is one of pure desperation and I don't mean moneywise, I mean stranded on a desert island and the only way to get off it is Mary Berry herself (rip) has demanded you produce a baked good out of those particular ingredients
At least they aren’t in your stomach from eating itThat's me done for the night. I have pains in my sides.
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