Why is it runny? Is runny cake a thing?
Jack Monroe #219 Why you sob? Russell Hobb
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IT IS NOT A TRAY BAKE WHEN IT IS NOT BAKED IN A TRAY. YA PRUNE.
I feel better for that.
Vlad!!
Oh Vlad, you're a naughty boy!
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I’m honestly speechless.
This is something from a swamp nightmare in an episode of Dr. Who
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Oh god no close ups, PLEASE HAVE MERCY!!!
Oh Vlad, you cad
There’s a reason that when kids want to bake with their parents on a weekend it’s usually fairy cakes, sandwich cakes and flapjacks… because everyone likes them and they’re a treat for the days off school with some left over for Monday’s lunchbox.
But no, Jack has to make a heavy sponge pudding (that isn’t a bleeping cake, Jack), convinced that she’s a lone maverick genius while her kid is occupying himselfor at his dad’s and she tweets for approval rather than, I dunno, seeing all these amazing friends she apparently made at therapy? She really hasn’t changed at all and she still can’t cook.
Also, 75g of sugar across two trays?? That’s not a dessert. It’s about the same as a McDonald’s burger bun ffs. I know you think you’re a nutritional therapist now, Jack, but part of eating is experiencing joy in food (see: your pal Ruby) and being able to let go and indulge without fear, not using it to exacerbate whatever issues around food you have. Ugh.
ETA - sorry, just noticed the THREE kettle ad posts above my own. Repetitive and late, just like our Jack.
There’s a reason that when kids want to bake with their parents on a weekend it’s usually fairy cakes, sandwich cakes and flapjacks… because everyone likes them and they’re a treat for the days off school with some left over for Monday’s lunchbox.
But no, Jack has to make a heavy sponge pudding (that isn’t a bleeping cake, Jack), convinced that she’s a lone maverick genius while her kid is occupying himself
Also, 75g of sugar across two trays?? That’s not a dessert. It’s about the same as a McDonald’s burger bun ffs. I know you think you’re a nutritional therapist now, Jack, but part of eating is experiencing joy in food (see: your pal Ruby) and being able to let go and indulge without fear, not using it to exacerbate whatever issues around food you have. Ugh.
ETA - sorry, just noticed the THREE kettle ad posts above my own. Repetitive and late, just like our Jack.
Wait what
It’s wet around the edges right, because of the tinned prune juice? But why is the wetness the same colour as a raw sponge mix? Sweetie I don’t think this is cooked!
I’m starting to see why she’s hiding her likes. 97 so far.
I needed cheering up after yesterday's hospital visit. I am creased up with laughter...Oooft, that'll do!
I love the taking a picture of the cake saying it has worked when there are no bites out of it, no shots of the texture inside..... She's just such a bleeping con artist and everything she makes is garbage
Why is the tin not spattered?
Did it though?
Why is prune syrup brown?
I have no idea why she has presented a wet turd in a tin and I never want to see it again.
I got so confused by my name being in your screenshot I thought I had written your post in a fugue state!
40 minutes!! And it’s that runny. Holy tit.
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