And declaring it a triumph!
Jack Monroe #219 Why you sob? Russell Hobb
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Date night/watching Mrs T sleep through another Netflix film is cancelled. I am totes here for this.
A) is it meant to be a self-saucing
B) why would she put the prune juice on it before taking it out of the tin?
C) I think with those ratios it would need
So is it a pudding, or a cake then Jack?
On a grunk. Can I take a wild guess that her instincts will not be correct!!! I eagerly await photos.
Greetings from the afterlife, I have expired from the gravy comment 
1 tbsp of baking powder to 175g flour is way too much but it's the only way the cake mix would not collapse in on itself and suck Southend into a black hole.
Also I don't mean to alarm anyone, but I might have manifested the combination of sardines and prunes
1 tbsp of baking powder to 175g flour is way too much but it's the only way the cake mix would not collapse in on itself and suck Southend into a black hole.Also I don't mean to alarm anyone, but I might have manifested the combination of sardines and prunes
Because it won't come out of the tin! It is stuck.
OK so just got to the 'after' photo and absolutely 
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It's going to really taste of baking soda, isn't it?
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Balls. I don’t actually own a blender, so apologise I won’t be able to attempt this one.
God speed go whoever attempts this monstrosity as it’s basically what you’d feed someone through a tube, basically chuck it all in and blend it
God speed go whoever attempts this monstrosity as it’s basically what you’d feed someone through a tube, basically chuck it all in and blend it
'Wet turd in a tin'
Perfection. Chef's kiss perfection and surely the name of Jack's future autobiography.
Hope you're doing ok besides the loss of taste!
Quick, tell Twitter and I'm sure Russell Hobbs will send you one stat.
No eggs... no butter... no fecking way would I touch that.
It's quite a "skill" to make chocolate cake look so unappealing. Bet it's still dry as duck.
Tweets that should be texts example 500
Its what you get when you get when you cross one of Jack's cakes with a pudding.......a Puking!!!
Doing OK, thank you! Enjoying the unexpected extra time I’m getting to Grunk
God the food banks would be lucky to get a penny off her, she can’t even be fucked to pay taxes.Ok, which one of you wrote this comment on the Good Food Facebook page ?View attachment 850440
some people need to be sent here! ....only pays herself the living wage
Also duck off with the performative texts as tweets, mortified for her. Please stop bringing young children into your content, you’re a ghoul
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