Jack Monroe #219 Why you sob? Russell Hobb

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Walkdengirl

Walkdengirl

Unless that celery has been grown by an expert in growing huge veg that's a very small portion.

If a toughened glass kettle can be smashed by the tap of a hand they are not fit for sale, are dangerous and should be recalled

Please make it makes sense
 
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Flash123

Flash123

Orphan_Black said:
Considering reasons she bakes cakes for people *ahem vaginas ahem* is that a cunning hint to a new Mrs J?

Just bake a bloody cake, Jack.
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I was about to ask who had been in her fanny now but you beat me to it!
 
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ChickenPorridge

ChickenPorridge

Haha yesterday I said she could barely produce a simple sponge cake and today she's all 'I feel like making a cake'. Poor SB. She seems to be back Twittering all weekend long, what happened to their weekend time being extra precious? Oh aye, she was just talking shite for the 'gram again.
 
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Django

Django

Didn't have any BUTTER !!
Hhhnnnngggn, Jack, you are so bleeping dull. Deadly, mind bogglingly tedious and your wit is as sharp as one of your rusty knives.
 
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Flash123

Flash123

No butter or eggs but apple sauce just happens to be there?

I actually believe she has no eggs as there Would have been one on the sardines if he had any!
 
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Silver Linings

Silver Linings

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Remember when Nigella hinted that certain foods gave her the trots? No? Oh, must just be Jack that does that.
 
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MancBee

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Veronicaaa said:
Appetising!

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She hasn't greased those enamel pie dishes has she? I can't wait to see them removed for serving, like a proper cake should be. She will just photograph them still in the dish though, covered in some shite to disguise the abomination.

And how can something made in an enamel meat pie dish be a traybake?
 
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Lanie

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MancBee said:
She hasn't greased those enamel pie dishes has she? I can't wait to see them removed for serving, like a proper cake should be. She will just photograph them still in the dish though, covered in some shite to disguise the abomination.

And how can something made in an enamel meat pie dish be a traybake?
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Whispers we wont see the end result.

Ive have discovered perhaps very late we either see the beginning or end never both.
 
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