Ah prunes and sardines in one day, what a start to the weekend! Come on Jack, you know your maverick brain wants to combine them in a recipe... 
Jack Monroe #219 Why you sob? Russell Hobb
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(I checked the account. Not a troll)
Everything's brown in the Jackiverse.
Helluva lot of sugar! Prunes and apple sauce and sugar.
Cow pats. Can you imagine being presented with a slice of that, although dollop of thar would be more appropriate. If she can get it out of the pie dish.
Are prunes and apple sauce a thing? (From a less knowledgeable but still more knowledgeable than Jack Frau).
The apple sauce is what she uses in her vegan cake recipes as a butter substitute.
Riff
Louisa J Christ
Not that much flour for that much sloppy liquid. Looks like it has puffed up but it must be mushy.
Louisa J Christ
Not that much flour for that much sloppy liquid. Looks like it has puffed up but it must be mushy.
Please, someone. Do it. I beg you.
Why doesn’t she get that not every meal she makes needs to have a recipe (which won’t arrive)
I threw together a maple syrup sponge last Sunday for a quick pudding. Didn’t use a specific recipe, just a standard sponge cake with the syrup in the bottom. It was delicious but didn’t feel the need to plaster it on my socials. And I do put birthday cakes I have made for people online and various other things.
why a good writer takes this once and done attitude is beyond me.
I threw together a maple syrup sponge last Sunday for a quick pudding. Didn’t use a specific recipe, just a standard sponge cake with the syrup in the bottom. It was delicious but didn’t feel the need to plaster it on my socials. And I do put birthday cakes I have made for people online and various other things.
why a good writer takes this once and done attitude is beyond me.
I will do it. I’ll check the ingredients and attempt it when I get home…
She's giving out the recipe before she's even tasted it?!
One for the Scots among us:
Jobbie Jack is back with cack!
Ffs. It looks like constipation AND diarrhoea baked in a tin. It’s put me off my curry.
Jobbie Jack is back with cack!
Ffs. It looks like constipation AND diarrhoea baked in a tin. It’s put me off my curry.
No butter or eggs. bleeping trolling us again.
Sadly, I have no prunes. Not sad.
You’ll be my Haus Frau of the year nomination for the sloppies!
also her recipe doesn’t make sense. Is it juice or syrup? Because prune juice over a cake sounds like a punishment.
If she really does make SB eat all this crap I hope he writes a memoir when he is older
In tribute to prune cake Shades of Brown
Shades of brown
Texture like slop
Gets me down
With a case of the runs
Throughout the night, Cramps l must fight
Always a frown with shades of brown
Every time, just like the last
My poor guts they want To blast
To distant lands takes both my hands
Always a frown with shades of brown
Always a frown with shares of brown
Always a frown with shades brown
Shades of brown
Texture like slop
Gets me down
With a case of the runs
Throughout the night, Cramps l must fight
Always a frown with shades of brown
Every time, just like the last
My poor guts they want To blast
To distant lands takes both my hands
Always a frown with shades of brown
Always a frown with shares of brown
Always a frown with shades brown
I’ve currently got COVID and that cake makes me grateful for my temporary loss of taste.
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