First and only time Jack appears in the same sentence as the phrase "happy go lucky".
Jack Monroe #219 Why you sob? Russell Hobb
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Did we see the brioche buns? No? Didn't think so.
are they cakes or cowpats?
I zoomed in. I think she's sprayed the tins with Fry Light.
#greasetruther
#greasetruther
It's still not coming out #traybaketruther #neverinamillionyears
We all know that Jack will declare the cakes the best ever, so delicious, can't believe her bonkers little mind created such wonders etc etc. When the reality is a) she's got no taste buds and b) is a bleeping liar.
Grunka-ing. Has someone else been in her vagina?
ETA I see others have pondered the same.
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I reckon she's made one of these and chucked a packet of nuts on top.
One and done....ooof
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We only saw the 'falafels' cooking too!
Lmao
Is this code for she's on a promise?
Is she soaking it out of the tin?
How is it physically possible for one smol puppy brain to come up with the most unappetising dishes and cakes known to man?
What’s wrong with a Betty Crocker chocolate cake to make with her son and add in the chocolate buttercream for a real treat? Why does she have to dick around and add prunes and pretend she doesn’t have butter or eggs when we all know there’s a local Nisa that can’t wait to see her face.
What’s wrong with a Betty Crocker chocolate cake to make with her son and add in the chocolate buttercream for a real treat? Why does she have to dick around and add prunes and pretend she doesn’t have butter or eggs when we all know there’s a local Nisa that can’t wait to see her face.
Sorry I’m still emotionally stuck in the pasta dish she served up earlier - I love lemon, I love salt and vinegar, I can’t imagine ever putting salt and vinegar on lemon-y pasta? Surely she’s not far off of creating a Hinch chemical bomb with that acidic combo? You’d be able to unblock your drains with that bad boy !
I hope for her family she has used one of those.
I remember reading an article about food photography before and the person mentioned chocolate cakes being a nightmare as they are really hard to make not look like tit.
She's honestly just about put me off chocolate cake with this. Which is quite the achievement #turdinatin
That's not coming out of that tin, no way, no how.
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