Jack Monroe #216 What a life. What a strange, glorious, unimaginable life.

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Happy Titmas all!! What a day to be alive.

Can’t wait to see the highly unedited photo of Jackies side boob later and hear Potatoes Version 23682.
 
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So what's everyone having for their titmas dinner? I've made a slow-cooked vegetable peel roast with lard gravy and the traditional menacing steamed titmas pudding, topped with a single glacé cherry and sprayed gold in a homage to LJC's all-time fave, Madonna.
 
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Got to be a festive sardine starter followed by a peach and chickpea roast, but mostly I’m looking forward to the trifle
 
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Last Titmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you grifted it away (you grifted it away)
This year, to save me from slop
I’ll give it to someone special (special)
 
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“traditional menacing steamed titmas pudding”
I’m being traditionally gauche for titmas dinner and having melons.

Tiiitmas time
pdf’s online!

edit - haha, snap @ChickenPorridge !
 
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Might have some sloppy fried sardines on a tiny tiny slice of white toast mixed with some shit I find on the bottom of the spices drawer
Fortisip cos sick with actual auto immune condition. Makes meal planning v easy. I miss real food
 
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I’m trying to decide between rinsed spaghetti hoops or lasagne you can stand cutlery in. I don’t know whether to have a Lion Bar or Opal Fruits for dessert either?
I’m actually gutted that I’m going to have to leave the festivities and go to bed. Working Titmas Day raging.
 
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Fishpate out of the jar and cold slow cooked tea, excited.
 
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