Jack Monroe #213 Something for nothing is her USP

[Marmalade Atkins]

Why post it? Not for the first time, I know, but there's no recipe and no description of what it actually is, other than a swamp? There's literally no point to the post.

Here's some green stuff. No idea what it is, or what I put in it and I haven't got a recipe for it. But whatever, here's a photo anyway.

She's supposed to be a food writer?

 

[BlendedSlop]

Jack, when we said we wanted to see colour in your cooking, this isn't really what we meant.

Also, if she's eating that for 3 meals a day AND midnight snacks, she must be farting and shitting like nobody's business.

I spy BUTTER!

Not just any old butter, but butter cut into little flower (?) shapes! I guess she spent so long being unable to buy it that she now likes to savour it.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

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Ghostbusters’ phone must be ringing off the hook in Southend.

 

[SarcasticEllis]

It’s the lying!!! It can’t just taste nice (which I highly doubt because look at it for fucks sake), but has to be so delicious that she eats it for 8 meals straight.
Stop bloody lying!!!!!

and don’t get me started on the bleeping butter flowers. She’s a fanny

 

[Lanie]

Jack, when we said we wanted to see colour in your cooking, this isn't really what we meant.

Also, if she's eating that for 3 meals a day AND midnight snacks, she must be farting and shitting like nobody's business.



Not just any old butter, but butter cut into little flower (?) shapes! I guess she spent so long being unable to buy it that she now likes to savour it.

Shitting green....

Imagine having voluntary luminous tit

 

[Ellabella]

Eating the same dish four times a day, two days in a row is someone who hates food.

 

[BlendedSlop]

 

[Orphan_Black]

 

[BlendedSlop]

I don't know why she's being all coy over the recipe anyway, we already know it'll be the same old shite. Fry onions in a cold pan for 30 seconds, add a base of carrot and celery chopped teeny tiny smally small smol, transfer to slow cooker, add stock and the dregs of old salad bags from the back of the fridge, simmer for 8 hours, top with chickpeas/lentils and POBP. Oh, and put the whole lot through the Nutribullet at some stage. Ooft.

 

[GoLando]

I don't know why she's being all coy over the recipe anyway, we already know it'll be the same old shite. Fry onions in a cold pan for 30 seconds, add a base of carrot and celery chopped teeny tiny smally small smol, transfer to slow cooker, add stock and the dregs of old salad bags from the back of the fridge, simmer for 8 hours, top with chickpeas/lentils and POBP. Oh, and put the whole lot through the Nutribullet at some stage. Ooft.

Stop being ridiculous.

She would use at least five times as many ingredients.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I'm disappointed there is no inexplicable egg.

 

[Boyo]

Love this reply to her…

 

[Emmapism]

My grandmothers are DEAD! but I know they would speak for all grandmothers and disapprove of both the snot bowl and the poor similie.

 

[especifisally]

Eating the same dish four times a day, two days in a row is someone who hates food.

Absolutely. I hate cooking, if I could eat one single thing that requires no preparation for the rest of my life that provided all the necessary nutrients etc. I would in a heartbeat (think space food or kibble ).

 

[PortiaControl]

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Wasn't there a picture of her in Ghostbusters dress up the other day in one of the Facebook photo dumps?

 

[Hollaaa]

I've actually just had my first ever colonic and that bowl of green stuff is still the worst thing I've seen today.

 

[notthegiraffe]

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I don't t think I've ever had butter petals in my own home. Where would you even get them from? Is this a photo of a meal she's eaten out somewhere? I mean, I know her cutlery has those gold ends but the rest looks a bit staged for a teaser

 

[PortiaControl]

I don't t think I've ever had butter petals in my own home. Where would you even get them from? Is this a photo of a meal she's eaten out somewhere? I mean, I know her cutlery has those gold ends but the rest looks a bit staged for a teaser

She definitely wants people to ask about the butter flowers. There will be some really convoluted way of fashioning them I'm sure. #JacksHacks

 

[Lanie]

She definitely wants people to ask about the butter flowers. There will be some really convoluted way of fashioning them I'm sure. #JacksHacks

I think its a contraption similar to a cookie cutter. Its not very exciting and a complete waste of time.

 

[Fitnessqueen]

Cheeky midnight snack for me would be Walkers cheese and onion crisps. Or some Cadbury’s wholenut. Or crumpets with butter (fancy) and marmite.
It would so NOT be pond slime