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Jack Monroe #213 Something for nothing is her USP
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Sweet Jesus, what is it?
Holy LJC, I’m going to have nightmares tonight about that slop crawling out of the dish and attacking me…
I cannot believe she killed slimer.
Eating something that looks like that is bad but eating it for a midnight snack? What the actual duck 
Why’s she cooked Shrek’s liver?
Disgraceful. Absolute trolling.
Disgraceful. Absolute trolling.
This is a bowl that looks like a swamp, tastes like sin. I don’t know about you guys but I’m sold. I can’t work out if it was the opening sentence or the use of dissect throwing me back in time to biology lessons that swung it for me.
What in the ever living duck has she concocted there? I think this is one of her worst ones yet. And as for the “ It’s so good, I’ve eaten it for breakfast, lunch, dinner and midnight snacks”, witch please! 
It really looks pile of gunk that the bad gremlins come from.
Midnight snacks you say?!
Your emoji matches the food.Eating something that looks like that is bad but eating it for a midnight snack? What the actual duck
I was listening to this podcast episode about addiction earlier (by Huberman Lab) and at around the 1h 7min mark they start discussing if and why some people get addicted to sobriety. Immediately thought about the "heroine" of this topic.
How small is that spoon!?
Smol pixie small of course!
I think this is a secret she can keep.
It looks like pond, probably taste like pond and probably once lived in a pond.
I think this is a secret she can keep.
It looks like pond, probably taste like pond and probably once lived in a pond.
Every so often here there is a plaintive cry from somebody who sees the light - 'but hang on - she actually really cannot cook can she?'
It is almost a bit of an exaggerated 'in joke' that she can't, but then the clouds part and the truth is obvious that it is no joke and she genuinely has no bleeping clue about cooking.
Her meals look repulsive. Her descriptions are repulsive.
On what planet would anybody ever want to know what foulness actually went into the birth of bright green liquid surrounding a mound of, well, duck knows what tbh.
it looks like what came out of my gallbladder (bile and gallstones).
I'm going to play devil's advocate here to all you rotten ninnies and say I think it looks wonderful. My 3 year old is currently obsessed with Oscar the Grouch and will be delighted when I sling a bowl of his #2 juice down for her supper. Patiently awaiting this recipe Jack 
lots of love, Chick P.
lots of love, Chick P. 
I think Vlad is trying to distract me from the ptsd inducing slop (actually reminds me of a tummy bug vom I did at uni) with this ballet trolling…maybe he got Bolshoi and Birmingham mixed up or maybe it’s a case of all ballet venues are interchangeable?
If i had to guess it has something to do with spinach or cabbage sprouts mixed up and cooked from sometime last week, with no seasoning.
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