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Jack Monroe #212 Oh shhh, grenaaaaaade
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Apologies, didn’t mean to doxx, head still vibrating from gongs*
*or just from lying next to some bird who snored for the entire time and killed my cosmic energy.
Just trust me, frauen. He’s SB’s full time parent with supervised visits from Father Jack.
Hopefully Jack is getting her relationship with her son back on track - I have said this before, I really don't think she is a bad parent, and there is no shame in needing some support..
But, the snoring stuff. Just too much detail to be convincing.
Mmm cake!
It was silly of Jack to use names, but it’s best not to post any details about him here - we need to have the higher ground here seeing as she shows no regard over private details about her family.
What mithering ninnies we are!
I was just thinking that, she’s loving all this. To think some of us were actually worried about her the other day.
I think it’s usually meant to mean the human body. It really gives me the ick.
In the first of those 582 tweets she says that last year she went through a breakdown but didn't realise it at the time and kept it from people!? But she didn't stop bleeping talking about it all year long!
She's being very pleasant to people tonight. I do hope this means she's genuinely turned a corner and has learned from the very many chaoses she's made for herself (I don't wish her ill as a fellow human being; I just want her to stop grifting/lying, manipulating people, and to take responsibility for her own mess). But we've seen this act before, and it never lasts. Within a week she's usually back to telling people to duck off and starting pile-ons.
She's being very pleasant to people tonight. I do hope this means she's genuinely turned a corner and has learned from the very many chaoses she's made for herself (I don't wish her ill as a fellow human being; I just want her to stop grifting/lying, manipulating people, and to take responsibility for her own mess). But we've seen this act before, and it never lasts. Within a week she's usually back to telling people to duck off and starting pile-ons.
Sounds 90% vegan...
She does this doesn't she? Long tales of woe and angst. Then when she has the requisite sympathy and attention she is plucky jokey larrikin Jack. Basking in how brave she has been.
I really wish her no ill. But her constant need for validation from strangers is baffling.
And her snoring sleeping son? Just no. Should be private.
Cripes she’ll be posting Aeros to Timbuktu tomorrow
PS - Thought you had said bong bath instead of gong bath, but both sound ... fabulous
The comedown from this will be unpleasant. Although she may get some real journalists sniffing around as stuff like this would be (vom) inspirational to some people. To the people it makes feel utterly hopeless and despondent, duck them.
She’ll probably rewrite it a la Potatoes and maybe get a Guardian article. Or a Grocers mag advertorial. Who knows, maybe Carole Malone will go AWAY again and she can slither back into the Express.
I do not like her very much at all. Not at all.
But hey! Xmas Strictly! No IACGMOOH after her mental health posts, they could never.
She is high as a kite, on attention. Also, stealing recipes. COUGH slimming world COUGH.
I wish she would stop. I’m trying to sleep. She is after THAT MAN again. Is she sober?
Much as a bong bath sounds bangin I have to teach a class of bored 20 year olds about social constructionism tomorrow so a lady in harem pants clinking wind chimes over my head in a scout hut was the order of the evening.
ETA - deleted.
She wasn’t even tagged in that tweet and it was from 7 hours ago!
Edited to add, the person she was replying to about recipe plagiarism has a column in The Telegraph.
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Oh no she’s gone to bed with the phone that’s not what we meant!
BTW she sleeps nekkid, who had thirsty on today’s bingo card?
BTW she sleeps nekkid, who had thirsty on today’s bingo card?
And BBC good food guide. Vegan banana bread anyone?
I knew she wasn't going to sleep when she said she was. Far too pleased with herself.
As for plagiarising recipes - luckily for her if she did steal anyone's they would hardly want to admit to it. So she is quite safe there
As for plagiarising recipes - luckily for her if she did steal anyone's they would hardly want to admit to it. So she is quite safe there
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